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  1. Slowlycatchymonkey
    Help a non scrotum holder (most of the time), this is an item you have to deliberately arrange like luggage on fire?
  2. Slowlycatchymonkey
    Err yer. Just keeping it on the down low.. until its saturday night and Ive worked my arse off so a couple of glasses hit me. Then I may say quite honestly.. Ive just bought a Harley.. oopsy.
  3. Slowlycatchymonkey
    I just bought a Harley..
  4. Slowlycatchymonkey
    Went into the garage today to retrieve some stuff and thought brrr its chilly in here.. looked at the thermometer, it was 27 degrees
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    Still miss him #mawsleylove
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    Toads can be very patterned, the one that does a circuit of our house every evening is but yer yours does look too slim and long legged to be a toad
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    Good for eating up slugs n snails too.
  8. Slowlycatchymonkey
    Is it a frog? Looks a bit toady, toads have dry bumpyish skin and prefer crawling to hopping.
  9. Slowlycatchymonkey
    Oh dear god, resurrection from the dead never looked so bad.
  10. Slowlycatchymonkey
    Any OAP that can still drum for more than half a track is a winner
  11. Slowlycatchymonkey
    I certainly can.. if I make it that far
  12. Slowlycatchymonkey
    One of of my all time favourites. I tried to cut off someones phone rant yesterday by saying can we talk about something else? They angrily replied "what do you want to talk about? Hm? Fluffy kittens?"
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    Yes monkeyman you're 100% correct I am a woman which means I can't read a map..
  14. Slowlycatchymonkey
    Gorgeous.
  15. Slowlycatchymonkey
    or munter.
  16. Slowlycatchymonkey
    Yep thats cheap for a Harley.
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    Thats what sat nav is.. a moving map
  19. Slowlycatchymonkey
    Yep. Just imagine knowing all of these things, buying a Garmin, not being arsed to get to grips with it and all of the above happening when you're riding back from Spain..
  20. Slowlycatchymonkey
    Thats a thing?!
  21. Slowlycatchymonkey
    If you didn't miss them before you'll be dandy. I think its a pita. Not got one of the 9T or the Mutt (unsurprisingly). Centre stands have their uses, especially for a quick blasting of crap off your chain and lubing, rear puncture repair, weird uneven ground.. urr thats it
  22. Slowlycatchymonkey
    Same, works well in England elsewhere meh. You have to find it on google maps then find that point on the Garmin map to navigate to it. Rubbish. I asked Garmin about it and it was the usual crap. Still it beats having your phone pack up cos its too hot, or cold or wet and oh the suns too bright for the crappy screen, oh liquid detected its stopped charging, oh balls it won't image stabilise anymore, oh FFS stop the txt alert banners covering the instructions..
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  24. Slowlycatchymonkey
    Yer but his missus is super feckin cool n packs cowhides for bedding. In a previous life her name was Lagertha.
  25. Slowlycatchymonkey
    Hang on Ill go find someone who knows
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