Slowlycatchymonkey

If you take your blood pressure during sex you’re bound to see a cow cos theres no way anyone youre doing the do with is going to think thats alright

3 times a day or 9 readings isnt quite enough for an accurate picture but its better than nothing and probably close enough. If you’re sitting still and not moving your wrist or body when the measurements taken then that generally gives a good reading. Not that you sound like you need it but if you do in the future blood pressure monitors are pretty cheap to buy (compared with most medical equipment), you just have to be careful to buy something certified and not some imported untested crapola. Blood pressure like diabetes is one of things you’re better off regularly monitoring yourself and giving the results to the GP/nurse when you see them.

Yer thats why its funny. Nice gif

https://ridermagazine.com/2022/04/01/giant-loop-unveils-keg-kaddy-party-panniers/

Moved the smart meter into the kitchen yesterday as a reminder to switch everything off. Turned on the two small ovens for just half an hour, nearly had a heart attack

Nice weekend for me, I hope. Son coming home from Uni tomorrow until monday afternoon and its good when we’re all together, loud n laughy with good wine and lots of good food, it doesnt get better than that We’ll be having the ‘Real Mothers Day’ which we have the Sunday after the official one cos one year donkeys ago I lost it after having to spend it placating Mr Slowlys miserable mean spirited mother whilst trying to look after a baby n toddler. It was a very reasoned discussion about the merits of Mothering Sunday and that perhaps it shouldnt be me running around after everyone else… or maybe it really went along the lines of his mum leaving and me shouting FUCK THIS as loudly as possible, I like to pretend it was the former..

The right bike won! Congrats @Mawsley great pic

In Petes mind its far more likely to be Stellaaaaaaaaa

She doesnt look like the beer sort

I admire the resolve but NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Keeping track of lung function and oxygen sats should mean you get offered the right booster stuff at the optimum times. Obviously I cant fly to Merica and twist your arm so have this gif instead Or this one, she’s cute you should do what she says, might get a date

Id take a guess that youre the sort of guy that will get whatever healthcare you want if you want it enough. The only humiliation thats possible is theirs for the crap care thats on offer. Ring them, make them do their job, like L’Oréal youre worth it

Hmm. If youre only being checked up for BP and your BPs fine I could go along with that but if youre supposed to be having other things checked like for example bloods then thats no good Tymmy. You need to find the will to make them see you. Thats ‘forum nobody’ orders!

Well now, I know being on this forum leads you to believe my standards are low and I can’t argue with that and I will confess whilst looking at the male species Im happy to forgo the pleasures of discourse to spend a bit of time with a nice looking knuckle dragger who cant really string a coherent sentence together but I do draw the line at being able to wash and dress themselves so no I dunno a lot about knob cheese. There are some limits even for for me

From what I can garner from the above posts your boys the real man cos he has a beard and gallons of testosterone made his hair fall out But maybe youre a real man too cos theres a strange similarity between that haircut and the hair implants actors get that give them a plastic brush on their head Hair and beard aside you and your son couldnt look more similar, even the little dot in your arms is unmistakably yours.

Doesn’t look like he got much of that, he looks like a chip of the ol ginger block

I honestly don’t know why they’d want you to have such low blood pressure. I can only think either you have a co-morbidity that benefits from having a low BP (I’m not aware of a single one, I’m fact too low BP is damaging to renal function) OR perhaps your BP like many peoples fluctuates over the course of a day and when it’s high it really is too high (taking a snapshot BP occasionally can give a create a very misleading picture) OR they’re just getting it wrong! To know for sure you’d need to take your blood pressure repeatedly over the course of the day making sure you encompass from when you wake to when you go to sleep and repeat this for several days. That’s too much work for most folk so unless someone’s in hospital these things are rarely known for sure. On the upside your mean pressure needs to be at 60 or above to maintain O2 tissue perfusion so it’s not been too bad. Glad you asked?

So in 5 years he’s lost his hair and grown a beard. That’s not really a sign of a psycho tryst.. just bad genetics

Wot he said.

I think youll find he’s in the closet. Rennies wardrobe I seem to remember

Copy that. We all know children who are still doing what their parents tell them to do as adults and theyre weirdos arent they!

What a great pic

He’s just having a little snooze, be alright in a minute.

I have a vague memory he unblocked me but dont think we’re quite ready for a first date yet

This is making me want to go back to Austria! Had a look for photos and even though Ive been there a few times I dont seem to have any pics of the beautiful mountains mainly because it was so cold I didn’t fancy taking my gloves off to take them. Found this one though. Such a lovely place. This was a late lunch in Sölden. On one occasion we ski’d down to the Timmelsjoch road in Hochgurgl and much to my surprise theres a motorcycle museum there with a very pleasant restaurant. Im sure you already know all about it but just in case heres the link- https://www.gurgl.com/winter/winteractivities/top-mountain-motorcycle-museum.html Dont know what its like now, a friend told me its been reopened after being razed to the ground and is good (for a motorcycle museum on the top of a mountain).

Hehehe poor ol’ Buck