Slowlycatchymonkey

So theres the special home style haircut, the jowls of a washed up muso, the class of a pissed up slapper shitting herself at a bus stop and now a body so crepey it would be worth more as recycled paper than attached to a human being. I do love this forum, its good for the soul

and I havent..

Thats great another puzzle piece falls into place.

Me sweet? I never had you down as deluded.

My shit smells of roses.

I think these are powder coated (not 100% on that) and I fancy the black ones but how durable is powder coating? Are these going to look scratched and tatty as soon as I start using them? I have a feeling they will look shabby pretty quickly and if they were going on the Himalayan that would be fine but theyre not so I dunno https://www.sportsbikeshop.co.uk/motorcycle_parts/content_prod/549050

Just watched “The Power of the Dog” Cumberbatch is an excellent actor but apart from the last 10-15 mins it was Just the sort of thing the Oscar luvvies lap up.

Ah I see. I was sent it as a screenshot from someone who’s usually reliable. Obviously not this time though!

Do they actually run this shit past anyone before they decide to do mean spirited bollocks like this? Or do they just assume everyone is as nasty as they are?

Honestly you do one thing wrong once and no-one ever lets you forget it.

Ooh youre such a bike bitch

Aah the delusions of a happy person, my favourite

Very nice and the sun is shining for you as well.

Reckon in a multi-storey is an ok place for them. Multistories have security barriers, lighting and CCTV. Bike thieves are different from car thieves. If I was a bike thief I wouldnt bother going into a multi-storey car park looking for bikes cos theres rarely ever any bikes in a multi-storey. Being the cheapskates we are bikes tend to be left where the parking is free. Southampton multi-storey isnt ranked badly either. In a list of 200 multi-stories (with number 1 being the worse ranking) its placed 120th https://www.thisismoney.co.uk/money/cars/article-8526453/The-busy-UK-car-parks-worst-crime-rates-revealed.html Link doesnt seem to be working if you really want to see it then copy and paste this into your search engine - thisismoney.co.uk article-8526453 You can guess where Bristol comes in

Warning moany offloading rant ahead. Right thats it I want a fucking restart on this weekend. What a load of crap. I have two girlfriends Im closer to than just ordinary mate status. One messaged yesterday cos she’s in pieces cos her stupid fucking eating habits (ie starving herself all the time and living on dry lettuce leaves) have transferred to her daughter (my god daughter) who has now been diagnosed with anorexia. Shes so low in weight she’s having to be forced to eat to a draconian time table. That made me pretty angry cos I warned her more than once what would happen and to be careful not to let her girls see or pick up on all her stupid shit. Being angry with someone and feeling sorry for them at the same time is very annoying. And the other friend subtly kept on about her girls really wanting to come to Spain. I wasnt keen theres not a lot of room for 6 people and one of her daughters is a tantruming nightmare. I find that pretty difficult because I dont put up with any of that shit but her mum just lets her have her own way, if she does say no the daughter ramps up the tantrum to stellar proportions until her mum says yes But as they are also my god daughters and I know how much they want a little holiday I relented and said well a week would be too long but a long weekend might be ok. She has just txt me her flight booking… 6 days. SIX DAYS! Im going to have to get some duct tape for my mouth.. or maybe it would be better used on her daughter

Painful when you just want to shout at them - dont be weak, stand up for your fucking self! But I have noticed in a slightly less insensitive moment that shouting at meek people doesn’t ever work

What a shit weekend, literally the restaurant has given me the shits. I can see my motorbike gleaming in the sunshine and I cant risk going out on it.. which is a bit… shit

Its no small thing is it but I doubt she will want to stay in Spain any longer than she has too. Generally women with young children need their friends and own mother too much.

Too right

Hehehe. Had to read Mr Slowly that one.

Oh god I’ve been on here too long.. “pull this off” what was I thinking?

Oh dear I need to leave in 30 minutes and the Bloody Mary has gone straight to my head. My face is mahoosively flushed and my pupils are like pissholes in the snow. Not going to pull this off am I?

As I’ve said before Pete