Slowlycatchymonkey

I think riding might be worse

Forgive me Tym but thats not exactly your area of expertise is it?

You think Pete could locate a car battery?

All the hair at the ends is dead hair that fell out years ago and his held in place by matting. Makes the nursey side of me want to vom! Or maybe thats the sherry hangover

Stu loves me even more than Pedro

Going out this evening with a couple of friends one of which thinks the sun shines out of my arse and as Im happy for the odd bit of ego stroking I hope this sorely deluded individual doesnt have the scales drop from his eyes hehehe

Oh and get yourself some electrolytes. In other countries if someone turns up at A&E with a migraine the first thing they do is put up a bag of electrolytes. Something like this would be perfect as it doesnt taste of gag inducing sweeteners in revolting flavours. https://eletewater.co.uk If they dont ship to Spain and you fancy giving it a go let me know and Ill gladly post it to you. Blimey Im full of advice today. Soz Ill shut up now

If the Imigran doesnt get rid of your migraine have a gander at Midrid. I dont get headaches or Migraines anymore (other than the hangover variety) but when I did that stuff worked an absolute treat. https://www.expresschemist.co.uk/product_1931_midrid-15x.html

Blimey 8880 reviews for it. Wonder if it works on hangovers? https://www.amazon.co.uk/gp/product/B07DG2Z1NH/ref=ox_sc_saved_title_1?smid=A31TXJ2OUARSQI&psc=1

I have a headache too buts mines sherry induced and strangely I dont feel one iota of shame for doing that to myself Do you have anything to help deal with the migraine? Ive heard migraine caps are the bees knees. Ill find a link.

Sounds like cultural insensitivity or perhaps that should say cultural over sensitivity on her part. You didnt know that wasnt ok with them and it does whiff of bullshit just a bit doesnt it. Shes just trying to push your buttons. Dont buy into it Pete. Bypass the silly child and talk to the adult which sounds like its her dad. Her having your son by the balls is a killer and its hard to ghost her but the swiftest way to end her nonsense is to mentally send her to her room and not let her out (engage with her) until she behaves and if she doesnt thats ok youve sidelined her. Set it up now and hopefully youll have an easier ride when she arrives. Dont lose sight that what youre doing for your son and grandchildren is above and beyond, top man. Alternatively spike her drink with LSD and watch her come down in a different place.. I jest of course.. kinda

She’s crazy you know that. I wouldn’t waste my energy on her. In a different life I used to breed and train dogs. There’s some surprising crossovers between human and canine behaviour. If you had a badly behaved dog one for example that wouldn’t shut up or ran away the easiest way to correct this annoying behaviour was to turn your back on it. Literally turn away from them and walk the other way and not chase after them or reward their behaviour with attention. They very quickly would stop barking or turn back to chase after you. Works with people too.

Really? I heard the older you get the longer they get

Will he be able to earn a crust while he’s in Spain?

Alright Mr Johnny Bigpants Seriously though thats great news and 300 a month, brilliant. Its not going to kill your wallet. Im paying 500 and I thought that was a bargain!

Chasing the sun. Sounds great. @Rob M £60ish quid a day sounds very good for what youre getting. Please take loads of pics and do us a ride report.. pretty please with a cherry on top

Very nice that is too

I’m jealous! My grandad was Irish but Im told by my mother there’s absolutely no proof. Shame ay.

That honestly sounds friggin amazing! Can I pry and ask how much approximately you think it will cost? No worries if you want to ignore this question.

Said no woman ever.

The number of people that get totally switched off reading by school is shameful. Terrible system more akin to dog obedience training than teaching the joys of learning. Nevermind some egomaniacal expert/politician will be along shortly to insist on another ill conceived change.. and people will just go along with it Just as well your mum was paying attention wasn't it.

Yum I want lemon meringue pie now!

Jesus Christ what where your teachers on? That shits from some freaky trip, how did anyone buy into it??? Hang on Ill read the article, that might help edit- read the article it is a really dumb idea. "We need to teach them how to read and write so instead lets teach them something different first but quite similar so there's always confusion, then tell them to forget that and learn what they really need to know." Genius.

Sounds like you'll have a blast. 16 days means you'll have plenty of time to enjoy the area and get back in the nick of time before the school holidays start. A bit of a longer trip than usual though isn't it, I guess less people means more flexibility? Had a look at the Timmelsjoch pass. Looks fantastic. Stayed nearby in Obergurgl and visited Hochgurgl both beautiful places but the Timmelsjoch road looks amazing. Can't wait to see some pics.

Theyre as loved in Spain as over here then!