Slowlycatchymonkey

I'm sure you have but ill mention it in case. Have you tried idealista?

Never got Bryan Ferry. He creeps me out a bit. Apparently he's a nice enough guy

Theyre likely to want you to start paying rent asap though aren't they and its a bit risky committing to renting when there's a crazy element in the mix! Any tricks up your sleeve or are you just gonna have to suck it up?

Fingers crossed

At the moment other countries still want their version of the PLF filled out before they'll let you in so you would have to do the French version to get on the chunnel/ferry to France. By June hopefully more will have dropped the requirement. Its the PLF to get into the UK thats been dropped. So you won't have any hassle getting back in. That might seem minor but the return journey is more stressful if you if you dont have access to a printer and are relying on finding things on your phone which tech being what it is always lets you down when there's a massive queue and you need it most On my first return (when all restrictions were in place) I had used the government website to get proof of vaccination QR codes but then for the return journey I needed to use the app which involved facial scanning and passports pics. I then got an email saying thankyou for your application it can take up to 48hrs to varify your account. My flight was only 24 hours away, that wasn't much of a laugh! So yer hopefully all heading in the right direction.

I missed this. From the govt website- “From 4am Friday 18 March, all COVID-19 travel restrictions will be lifted, including the passenger locator form (PLF) for arrivals into UK, as well as all tests for passengers who do not qualify as vaccinated. This change, therefore, removes the need for unvaccinated passengers to take a pre-departure test and a day 2 post arrival test.“ Whoop whoop one less bit of shitty covid related paperwork to fill in

Sensible policies for a stronger Britain

It’s great fun. I tend to head towards extreme punishment for minor infractions this is usually a sure fire winner cos a lot of people love the idea of punishing anyone who takes a different approach from them. If that flies I move onto the mass annihilation of whatever type of person they don’t like. I’ve only once managed to get passed that onto discussing the best methods to achieve this cos if they have agreed to the mass annihilation part I usually give the game away by laughing and telling them they would have loved my mate Adolf (don’t recommend that part for your sons wife ). I got six30 as far as tasering school children for absenteeism before he twigged and bailed But it’s more likely someone will realise what’s going on if it’s written than in face to face conversation where your encouragement keeps the flow going. Last one Mr Slowly did resulted in agreement on the mass sterilisation of stupid people. His brother who’s not daft but is ultra right wing did eventually realise what was going on and smiled cos he knew he’d made a fool of himself so I asked how it all would be decided cos it seemed likely to me they’d all be on that list

@XTreme I have a management strategy I think you’ll enjoy. Mr Slowly uses it on his unpalatable relations and sometimes it makes us laugh so much we cant breath. Might be just the thing for dealing with your sons wife. We call it ramp it up. Whatever they say you agree with, no matter how outrageous it is you say they are absolutely right, then you double down on it by taking whatever theyve said a step further in the ridiculous direction theyre heading. When they agree or say something else stupid you big them up even more and encourage them down the pathway of extreme views. They wont argue with you because youre simply agreeing with them on everything, your telling them theyre great and right. Step by step youll get them to a point of extremism even they cant agree with (or sometimes they do ) and the conversation stops. They arent sure what just happened and youve done nothing wrong but you know what just occurred You’ll laugh your tits off at how far you got them to go and the absurd things theyve said. I promise you its an absolute hoot. Shes already given you a starter with that “Im not a friendly person, I wasnt brought up yo be friendly” stuff, that has plenty of potential. Yes yes youre right, why do people waste so much time trying to be friendly its so fake, why would you want bring your children up to waste time being friendly? And on it goes until suddenly theyre agreeing the planet would be better place if we just eradicated all the friendly people. You could have an absolute ball with this person.

Magazine left open on the bed… been busy?

So your generation owing to their innate toughness and womanising role models never had any relationship troubles..

Something about donkeys springs to mind but I cant get quite what..

Happy Sunday I was going to spend it cooking and lazing about but now my new book has arrived “So You Think You Suck At Languages” which promises in just 60 pages for just £2 to bypass all the difficulties and show you a way to learn languages “that puts language professors to shame” I fully expect to being fluent in Spanish by lunch time and not that Ive donated £2 to a scammer

Oooh she’s hit the big time

Delightfully the stain on humanity MP for Dover went down to the P&O protest and joined in on a chant of “Shame on You” before she realised they were shouting at her because she is one of the small minded tosspots that voted against the bill to stop fire and rehire. They really are the pits arent they! https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/politics/po-protestors-heckle-tory-mp-26502752

Fire and rehire has been going on here for donkeys years. Its never been illegal in the UK. The EU issues directives which the individual member states adopt into their national law but theres flexibility there and the UK would just opt out of anything it could get away with. There was a private members bill last year to stop fire and rehire but our lovely govt voted it down.

Sounds good Pete Maybe a fresh start for relations then? Though you might have to stop referring to her as the crazy bitch

This is true but none of the others played such a pivotal role in keeping Nazanin locked up. That’s a bunglecunt of epic bunglecunt proportions. Maybe we should make him leader.. oh wait we already did.. a nation of bunglecunts then.

Dont think that grade A narcissist is even vaguely bothered about being compromised. He has demonstrated he has no morality, no empathy and no conscience and doesnt shy away from telling a bigger lie to cover up the first one.

Its so despicable it beggars belief. They knew they were in trouble for a long time, they knew they wanted to switch to cheaper agency labour and thats capitalism so purchasing their units at the lowest price possible is how the game works but it doesnt involve sacking people via a recorded Zoom message and giving no further information. They didnt even get the opportunity to stay on at a reduced rate til they could find something better. And they knew they were being total bastards because they had private security lined up to get them off the boat. Psychopaths. But I have to say feckin good on that ships Captain for withdrawing the bridge so they couldnt board. The mans basically made himself unemployed too but his moral compass won out. You got to applaud that.

No they really didn’t. None of the fuckwits in charge knew either but they did know how to lie through their teeth with promises of millions of pounds for the NHS. Cunts.

On the upside Boris whoring himself out to any dictator with a barrel of oil has meant they are finally paying back the 400 million they owe Iran and as a result into the bargain Nazanin Zaghari-Ratcliffe is back home with her daughter and family. And hats of to Richard Ratcliffe for running such a relentless campaign to get his wife back he succeeded inspite of Boris’ ineptitude nailing her coffin.

Oh yeah. I love the meek n mild but if you want a good time the irrepressible have an ageless quality I just feckin love