Slowlycatchymonkey

I watched it last night, he's a wrongun.

He's occupied casting spurious allegations about perfectly decent forum members so prolly some time

Aaw he's not that bad

Ordinary is a polite way of putting it, but birthday rules in this house mean you have agree with whatever the other person says

So they left Friday and now they're both back home WTAF I should have bought the flat in another country

Roger wilko

I'm touched (no not like that you filthy animals) is there a ladder available for the start and stop?

HAPPY BIRFDAY! Hope it's been a good one.

I might have been born in the wrong area

It was busy pulling a one legged guy out of unobtrusive fencing...

Welcome. Your bike looks great, unlike the carbuncled monstrosity Pete rides

Whaaa? its not like its a Honda..

Good luck with all that stuff! My dad has a tip obsession so if it stands still and doesn't prove it's worth in a few seconds it can go to the dump. So now almost no children photos exist, it's minimalism in the extreme

Honestly I'm filled with envy, it looks awesome and I want it

My first weekend with both boys officially moved out- they both left Thursday but then one came back n stayed and drank Mr Slowlys whisky I sacked off the DIY, have cooked no food, binge watched TV and not been repeatedly interrupted all day. Its weird, I'm in a strange hinterland where everything is peaceful and yet it also feel like it's

He's no idiot, he just never matured past the age of 12, most men make it to at least 14 before brain development halts

yer it's... mange

He looked quite keen on that at one point

Should be able to get a prescription for it on the NHS

Shrinking. Lightweight comedy but good. Thought you lot would enjoy this line.

I can hear the conversation now. "What are you doing?" "Taking picks of me in my leggings for the forum guys" "You're doing whaaa?"

More like trying to convince yourself not to change it If you don't want to do the work, you don't want to do it and that's ok isn't it? One of the curses of being a practical person who can do things is you think you should. The number of jobs I do myself because I can but don't really want to is ridiculous. It's a disease my parents gave me I'm trying to rid myself of.. and failing lol. If I hand over a job to someone else that I can do myself I A) Feel guilty cos I should be doing it B) Am often not that happy with their half arsed effort and C) Feel I've wasted money paying someone to do something I can do. Daft really. If you don't want to do it then fuck it, don't do it, life's too short.

I think the point when you spend more time fixing something than using it (unless you really really love it) is the time to say farewell.