Slowlycatchymonkey

Im a yes for the gifs alone. And who says we’re not serious enough? Serious people should have a serious look and themselves, they’d quickly conclude they take themselves/life too seriously and if they don’t conclude that they should go and find other like minded souls who also reach seriously poor conclusions

Thats great news although Im a tiny bit sour as Id planned to go over the mendips today til flaticus battricus decided otherwise! I did say it would probably be wrong and stay foggy til midday, you gotta read the full prediction I didnt know there was a prison at Shepton Mallet, so is it just a visitor centre full of empty rooms? Bet it felt great to be out after all that time. How’s the legs now?

I dont think so, Id ask for opinions sit on it for a couple of days let it germinate at then make an executive decision which Id guess will be a yes. Cos this place is a Carry On The domain name alone is worth having, sounds like a successful brand. Surprised it’s available.

It suits Pete in so many ways!

This forum is Petes Carry on Biking team!

Could be your last chance.

Thatll just make them worse Sex Ginge will be out with his Carry On Biking entourage

ooh

Looking good Grace You need to exercise caution posting pics like that on here youll give the ageing incels here a coronary

Im impressed they still work!

@boboneleg Theres no way anyones beating that!

He was young then, I believe he gets there in the end.

Sounds like he’s enjoyed himself… “..there would be no room in my life for relationships other than temporary encounters….. there was a ginger haired girl called Barbara, and a girl I loved who worked for the BBC but went on to marry an older man who wore a wig. There was the feminist with fish oil syndrome who smelt like decaying mackerel, and the one with hairy arms who got a first at Oxford. I loved her too but she thought me inappropriate. There were blind dates with ugly women and women so thick they could hardly string a coherent sentence together. Girls I could not understand and some I didn’t even like. I learnt a lot from ugly girls; they knew their fate and could always get laid. There was the small one from Swansea and the solicitor from Atherstone; the brassy one from Chelmsford and the curly-haired one from Cockermouth. There was a pretty young thing from Ormskirk and someone I met on a beach at Cromer. Curiouser and curiouser, they’d all had a bit of me and I’d had a bit of them, as we casually strolled through this lunatic asylum of love and life. So there I was, standing up to walk out of that examination hall and into the arms of Grace. She was from Singapore, with a degree in Chemical Engineering and the perkiest sticky-uppest kind of body either side of the Andaman Sea.”

HAPPY SUNDAY! Hit the mark well yesterday, so well my son said “its nice here I dont want to leave” and stayed an extra day so we can have one last sunday lunch together before he goes back to Uni Those days are numbered as he’s soon moving in with a bunch of people thatll be a lot of fun but hey another happy sunday 🍽

Will do, cheers

Yer thought someone let sex ginge out of his cage. Im watching that ‘Stay Close’ prog you suggested (you recommend some alright tele considering you never watch it ), lemme guess its the dancing psycho ginge that clinched it for you?

Havent Daily mail readers always looked like that?

Is sex ginge out again?

Now you see Pete if youd had a guide you could have avoided the PTSD from those horrifying incidences.

Are you sure though, when di you last have and eye test cos it’s definitely pink

What that pink one in the pictures actually red?

Wotta catch

He hasnt held back so far!

The books painfully honest so I suspect we'll get to that or maybe not if he never admitted to it