Slowlycatchymonkey

Had to take a hard partying friend of mine to A&E when we were students cos he was so terrified of another friends swaging critiques of peoples appearance he slapped haemorrhoid cream on his eye bags in an attempt to vasoconstrict them back within the realms of normality, might not have been so bad if he hadn't used half a tube it did work though, his eyes were so red she didn't comment on the bags

"He's much better since he's been with Caroline" I was told as if would understand so I just shrugged and said "Oh right" like I did She is a good woman though. Calm, practical, competent, well thats how I found her.

Eh?

He'd have to be full blown mad to mess things up with Caroline!

Finished 'Leathered' John Hopkins biography a couple of days ago. Still unsure what I think of it. I liked it, I must of done to read it in three days with all the other stuff going on and it definitely more than peaked my interest in Moto racing so its definitely a thumbs up. I just can't make up my mind what I thought of him. I felt like someone should message his wife and say RUN RUN A MILE Anyway worth a read if you're a sucker for biking books. I've just started Nick Sanders The Extraordinary Life of an Ordinary Man and thats a real surprise, I had assumed he was either like a lot of athletes usually not a lot going on apart from chasing the ball and desiring glory or he was a bit of a fucked up/loony running away type. So far the latter is correct and its all the more interesting for it and blimey o'Reilly he's bright, well read and intelligent. So far its very very good Ive also started Chris Scotts Morocco Overland which isn't really a read unless you want to do that sort of thing but so far thats very good too.

Thing is Pete is that he can't work down here mon-fri while attending his Uni lectures and doing all of the work they expect up there. Apart from keeping him on the payroll while he's not here being dodgy as fuck (so not something Im prepared do) both of my children have had a gilded childhood and Im afraid at 20 years old the cushy life bank of mum and dad provide has to start to fall back a bit for the financial realities of life to say hello. Know what I mean?

Oh and the eldest passed his forklift licence today so thats now both of them with a bit of paper that'll hopefully help them to get a job and maybe one that pays a bit better than the £6.56 minimum wage

My eldest goes back to uni tomoz after both the boys have had their boosters so I'm trying to do the swan thing looking like Ive casually thrown together the sort of food that hits the spot whilst really Im working my arse off I don't think Im fooling anyone!

What can I say

..another one for the list

Righto, start carving the Sunday roast with a scalpel from now and youll be good to go when the time comes.

And Ive left the NHS Im now just on the emergency Covid register. If I was still registered talking the way I do on here would get me in trouble, conduct unbecoming n all that

Well precision butchery fetches a good price on the blackmarket and Id be providing a service to inhumanity so wotcha gonna do?

Thats why I thought it would suit

I dont want to its a favour for a fan of yours. I can go for soft pellets if that makes it easier

I was more thinking you and your wife go some where with decent broadband and hire a scoot or summink but I can see you have a lot of factors to manage to make that happen that makes you wonder if its really worth the bother Circumstances cutting you off from your family is pretty rough. I can only think that six is onto something, hows about taking up drugs and prozzies? You’ve never done any drugs, they might suit you. Bet youd make a cracking pimp, the IT booking system would be awesome and the girls would love you.

Im all for that, my son said someone suggested it would be a little earner, forget about revenge or the greater good, harvest organs, a mere kidney goes for about $200,000 imagine how much a liver, heart or lung would fetch. Quids in.

Oh look Tym n Tammy.. TnT a dynamite pairing.

Get Tym n Tammy on board, we need the expertise.. and access the semi automatic weapons

So youre saying we can kill the stupid people.. finally something I can fully back.

Do you feel that way about old folk who dont have the flu vaccine? Or any vaccine for that matter. Or people who choose to take part in risky activities? Not wanting to sound inflammatory, I take your point but what price freedom. As soon as you start applying value judgements to peoples life choices based on money theres a whole raft of things that should be stopped immediately. Most of them recreation related. All nutters with a cause need is someone to take them seriously and fan the flames. If everyone said “Ok its your choice” they’d go back to the conspiracy theory campaigning that make us all laugh instead of cry.

138miles or 222km so a mere hour away