Slowlycatchymonkey

Brilliant. Nice to hear you mastered it so quickly.

Yer rot n death is stinky!

Ah I as imagining some sort of plane bilge I didnt know about

What is space A?

They cant people inclined in that direction are always saving them for when they get on an aeroplane.

Its great isnt it, I do like to see a bit of happy

Bugger! Hope you stay symptom free

Salobrena is looking pretty appealing right now. Might do Christmas in Spain next year just to see if Christmas in sunshine feels a weird as it sounds.

Morning minger losers and happy Boxing Day Love Boxing Day cant wait for the cold cuts, pickles and bubble n squeak

MERRY CRIMBO HAVE A GOOD ONE

Goodnight lovelies. Don’t forget over the coming year that you twatishly passed up on the bona fide gem of a top banana @Grasshopper's Ride as your MOTY and voted for a lightweight halfwit. Minger losers vote wisely next year.

Was a turn around from the offset Pete. Different vibe from better folk.

That’s lovely Sofia. Lovely and sad. I adore your bright side. Merry Crimbo

Merry Christmas you psycho

Oh balls the pressures of expectation.

You lot have got me in trouble for looking at my phone rather than Christmas eveing with everyone. Will seek treatment in the new year

What that hell another tatty award for the downstairs loo

I did!

Hehehe A dictionary that can’t spell 1. Degrating term to describe girlfriends

Nah my repertoire is vast and I shift gears quick. WTF am I saying. I knew having a sherry wasn’t a good iidea!

I’m afraid to ask who Julie is?

Woah brutal, I’m all about the peace, love n (bike riding in the) sunshine man

I wouldn’t assume that about my number one fan

Gonna be waay busy same as yesterday yet somehow I find moments to check in on here, yesterday I went to type my password into the online banking and starting typing motorc..

Soy fries? What are these delights?