Slowlycatchymonkey

Happy Birthday for 'this weekend'

You sound like a dreamboat

Except that wasn't your test was it Pete, it was just what you had to do to get laid.

Yeh but then you finally got the one and only.

You're definitely off your game if came here for succour, we are talking about the sort of people that would look at a would be jumper and start chanting "do it, do it, do it,"

He has come out in front of it saying they're out to get him and he's done nothing wrong.

If you're trying to distort the housing market by making Devon look more appealing you've done a good job I did my CBT down there with Bridge Motorcycles in 2017, seems like a lifetime ago now

Russell Brand.

More DFuckindieIY

Honda Twat has a better ring to it, which ring I’ll leave to your imagination.

Twat. edit: Honda twat.

10 pics of the same things rather than 10 different pics is a warning sign that the bathrooms, kitchen and bedrooms are too awful to show. Well at least thats my experience of looking at Spanish estate agents sites over the last 3 years. If it looks good they show it. At the beginning I viewed more than one property with the kitchen or bathroom pics missing, stopped going to see anything with those omitted after the fourth horror show.

It also repeatedly shows the same limited photos over and over, meaning the bedrooms and bathrooms are shite.

Ooh let me think.. I'm just considering the last 72hrs in Blighty..

Sucks dunnit.

Dear Mr Peter Xtreme Thank-you for the delightful invitation, it was gratefully received. Unfortunately I will have to politely decline owing to currently not wishing to lose the will to live. There are no doubt many psychiatric reports from various professionals over the years which will likely reveal all you could ever want to know. Yours Sincerely SCM

Passed it's MOT faultlessly.

Boys moving into their flat today. Seems to be causing quite some stress. I’ve dipped out to take the Himalayan for MOT. It will of course pass with flying colours, it is after all a Royal Enfield and built like a gun.

Locals getting priced out of the area they were born n have lived all their lives is a very hot topic for Cornwall. Kirsty Allsop n other ‘relocation’ type programmes, Rick Stein, Gordon Ramsay, Jamie Oliver and a load of Hollywood A listers haven’t helped the situation.

Is easy to see why everyone wants to move to Cornwall isn’t it, you’ll need to stop posting pretty stuff like that, you’ll drive the house prices up even further

Have you tried the same search with the other two?

Err its in the last line of the post

Fingers crossed

Funny that’s exactly what your wife said

@boboneleg I was talking to your son earlier, he said can you stop sending this.