Slowlycatchymonkey

Most likely.. about 90% likely I believe

When your young it is frightening. Its one of those inbetween times when youre officially a grown up n all independent but suddenly need your mum and dad badly. Then some adult starts blaming you and you dont have the experience to fend the lying bugger off. There are some really good apps available for crashes that help keep things calm, sounds daft but they just open the app and it tells you to say nothing and write down make model date time conditions etc. Anyway commiserations on her car (it really stings the first time) and for what its worth I think the idiot should be grateful she did a good job of avoiding wiping him out. Never forget it happening to me or the bloke completely changing his tune when met my dad

Damn right.

It is entirely his fault. Even without the dash cam the damage shows that because unless her vehicle miraculously walked sideways crab style into his vehicle he clearly must have hit her. Those dash cam are very deceptive. They make it look like theres a shitload more time than there really is. A guy ran me off the motorway onto the hard shoulder a few weeks ago by pulling back into the driving lane without looking. It involved fast movement on my part and was a proper adrenaline shot. Watched it back on the dash cam and it looked like bugger all, except I know if I hadn’t taken avoiding action he would have smacked straight into the side of me. I then pulled along side him to have a look and the moron was oblivious eating a pasty with massive headphones on! So what Im saying is the dash cam doesnt give the correct perception of time, she’s young with snappy reflexes and if that could have been avoided she would have managed it. He looks like he just looked straight through her without seeing the car. A bit of motion camouflage or looming I think its called. Twat. On a separate note Im glad my kids have got dash cams I think an older forceful person could persuade them it was their fault and a bit of footage is priceless! Hope she’s ok.

I wouldnt know I have lackeys for that

Yep that’s long been established

I suddenly appreciated the lack of tolls for motorbikes here when I rode through Spain. I know theyre not all free for motorbikes here but the pissing about unzipping stuff to pay is annoying. We went through one where we pulled up and Mr Slowly swiped his card and passed it back to me before riding on but oh no you cant use the same card twice so I was stranded there with increasingly frustrated toll booth operators until Mr Slowly who was some way ahead pulled over and had to walk back (it was one way) in the blazing sun oh how we laughed…

Could be arranged, I do know an explosives expert, he assures me he’s well qualified, he’s only killed one person but apparently that was on purpose so that’s reassuring

Messes up picking up your burgers don’t it

Im left handed and that is too bastid true!

Of course you do..

Geek chic, tis a thing

Fixed

Urr how to say this without exciting certain sections of this forum You definitely do not look even vaguely manly, quite the opposite!

When did waving go out of fashion? Christ Im well out of the loop.

Ooh ooh can I have @XTreme bike so I could take the top box off?

I think it its own misshapen way its a compliment, you are accepted as an equal, like another dude rather than a foreign species of the female variety.. Either that or Pete’s starting to lose his marbles

Wish I was

Disrupt my inner peace to get you a double crown.. Ill think about it.

What are you piffling on about? Oh I see, I told you those disintegrating Quaaludes you found down the back of the sofa were a no no.

Are you nominated on the forum that shall not be mentioned? Double crowned TOTY would be something to beholden.

I think, Im not sure, let me have a look… yep you’re still playing the who loves Stu most game..