Slowlycatchymonkey

Perkier than I expected.

I like your template, nicely done. Will it look ok, youre best placed to know, there are too many variables the most obvious being how skilfully its cut whether the type of material suits the bike. My main concern would be the vinyl youre using would be either too thick to be able to cut an appealingly smooth rounded corner or too thin to look good on the bike. So long as you can heat it up and remove it if it doesnt work theres not a lot to lose Look forward to the pics!

Don’t know why Im getting dájà vu?

Like anyone that holds onto their position inspite of incontrovertible evidence, they know too much. Im putting my money on some sort of deviant love tryst that went awry between admin, Six and an unknown third party of the four legged variety.

Not a lot (my favourite type of weekend). Got a bit of experimental cooking lined up, a dodgy sounding pudding that is essentially a deconstructed Jaffa cake of a tiny sponge then a strongly flavoured fruity flavoured disc topped with chocolate sauce (thinking clotted cream to go with that one) and testing out some different vegan ‘creams’ whipping ability, hoping to reach stiff peak stage for icecream making. Ooh the excitement. Tomoz the youngest want to cook us Sunday lunch of “Curry the whole shebang” I see a fire extinguisher and washing many many pans in my future And one for those of you that got stuck on “whipping ability” and “stiff peak stage” … not what you were hoping for?

Naughty I dont know what youre talking about.. Alcohol has a huge impact on blood sugar, diabetics struggle to maintain glucose levels and are at high risk of hypers and hypos when they drink that are often mistaken for intoxication or hangover because they seem the same. If I was diabetic and wanted to drink Id invest in a much closer monitoring system that lets you adjust your intake and stick to less damaging drinks. Spirits with sugar free mixers are the go to.

Theres a lovely word to describe them- mumpsimus /ˈmʌmpsɪməs/ noun a traditional custom or idea adhered to although shown to be unreasonable. a person who obstinately adheres to old customs or ideas in spite of evidence that they are wrong or unreasonable.

More like their membership to the tinfoil hat wearing flat earth society didnt give them the attention and status they crave… ooh a cause I’ll jump in on that, loves a bit of crusading me… Im percent committed.. could you just remind me what are we fighting about again?

@Grace (BikeHedonia) Great stuff. If youre after feedback and tbh Im not sure Im comfortable giving it (cos people who dont produce content should just shut up and appreciate that other people do) then the day three stuff was up a level. Pictures and footage with an interesting story and a bit of factual stuff thrown in. I like the sound quality of that voiceover. I didnt know rubber was transported as goop, never given it any thought!

So very sad that stupidity kills. If the establishment werent such a lying bunch of aholes there wouldnt have been the level of mistrust that allowed this bullshit to flourish. My sons guitar tutor Cliff Moore (Gary Moores brother) is an antivaxer and then yep you can guess the rest. Fortunately they managed to retrieve him from his induced coma mostly intact but then they had to repeatedly sedate him due to him freaking out he was going to die. I read a heart breaking piece in the paper from an ITU Dr saying they were utterly broken by having to explain to the antivaxers (who now occupy all ITU beds) that while they begged for the vaccine rather than go into an induced coma that it was too late. Watching them say goodbye to loved ones while everyone cried knowing it was unavoidable was too much. He then went on to say his patience had worn thin and the government had a lot to answer for but as we dont like to get political on here Ill leave it at that. Tragic.

Came home for December cos its a busy family and work time and now Im here I wish Id skipped all these annoying party invites and running about in miserable weather by staying in Spain But I know Ive got very limited time having Christmas dinner with my sons and mum n dad before theres a hole created by them going to girlfriends families instead or one of my parents popping their clogs so Im happy to crank up the excuse machine for people I dont care for and Im going to really relish making a humongous feast of far too many dishes more than usual this year. Oh yeh.

Nope not even slightly but the Pfizer arm was sore. Not a problem so long as your husband remembers not to squeeze you.. Dunno what the law is that says once you have a sore spot everything will be magnetically drawn to hit that but I swear I never normally do stupid shit like walk into door frames

Yes thats dandy and what Mr Slowlys and I have had. Yen will likely be offered the flu jab at the same time too as thats what most places are offering. I was happy to stop having the flu jab when I left the NHS, I only had it to protect the vulnerable patients from me unintentionally infecting them but now with everyone’s immune systems undoubtedly depleted I gladly said yes.

Two different types of covid vaccine at the same time? Or the flu in one and the booster in the other? The former I dont see why you couldnt but wouldn’t fancy an overload dose in one hit myself without extensive testing, Id rather have a decent gap. The latter no problems, completely different style of vaccine.

What do you mean having two together?

My brother in law is an antivaxer and has stopped his whole family getting the jab. His wife is an exfriend of mine from student nursing days and I can’t fathom how she can be so stupid considering how many vaccinations she would have given. He has persuaded my sister in law not to have her booster I don’t tend to hold extreme views about anything but the antivaxers have led me to one fairly extreme imagining. I think it would be very handy if we could just persuade all the antivaxer to live in the same area, then the rest of the population could carry on like normal and when covid finally reached the paranoid mad/stupid congregation of antivaxers firstly all the necessary resources could be concentrated in the right place and secondly the populations IQ would go up which society as a whole would benefit from. You know let a bit of the ol’ Darwinism do its work…

Thats correct they think it gives a broader resistance. But that may be tainted by Astrazenica tapping out of vaccine production.. they had no choice really

They’ve not updated the system, thats old info, youll get jabbed You’ll likely also get two invites because theres more than one IT system and the info is being entered manually (at a snails pace) from sheets hastily written at the centres in that speedy tech proof format… BIRO

Id say Buckster has a rare way with words, reckon he would make a superb playwright. I can see some crime drama on the beeb hailed for its gritty dialogue and dark content. Course he’d have to find legit sources for his material otherwise all the precise detail on how to dispose of the bodies might raise some suspicions

Jesus thats a brutal choice

Great stuff. Dont fancy the mud in that first pic much!

A list of garages selling E5 according to the sun newspaper so it could well be rubbish, dont know why theyve stuck Asda on there just to say they dont sell it but hey at least you know not to bother stopping there. Shell From today, Shell V-Power will be the company's "protection grade" fuel - meaning it will remain as E5. It will be available to the "vast majority" of Shell's around 1,000 UK forecourts. Shell FuelSave will be the garage's E10 petrol and the fuel pumps will be labelled with stickers. Customers might also notice government leaflets and posters will be on display at Shell forecourts. You can check which forecourts provide E5 petrol by using Shell's site locator. BP E10 will be the standard grade of petrol at BP's retail sites across the UK, and be labelled as such. But E5 will remain available at BP sites that carry two grades of petrol. This is the "great majority" of BP garages, the firm said. BP's Premium Ultimate grade will continue to be E5, and will have stickers informing customers. BP has an online search tool to allow you to find your nearest garage. Esso Around 200 of Esso's 1,200 branded service stations in the UK will no longer sell E5 petrol. The remaining 1,000 sites will continue to sell E5 as Synergy Supreme+ 99 premium petrol. A spokesperson for the forecourt operator said much of the Supreme+ 99 contains no ethanol at all. The only exceptions are in Devon, Cornwall, North Wales, North England and Scotland "where for technical supply reasons our premium petrol may contain up to 5% ethanol". The spokesperson said: "Legislation requires us to place E5 labels on pumps that dispense unleaded petrol with ‘up to 5% ethanol’, including those that contain no ethanol. "That is why we display E5 labels on all of our Synergy Supreme+ 99 pumps even though many don’t contain any ethanol at all." You can find a list of Esso petrol stations online. Texaco At Texaco garages, E10 petrol will be called Texaco 95 Octane Premium Unleaded. E5 will continue to be available at many forecourts in Texaco Supreme Unleaded, the company said in its guidance to customers. Petrol will be clearly labelled as either E10 or E5 to avoid confusion. You can find your nearest Texaco petrol station online. Sainsbury's Sainsbury's also said that most of its more than 300 sites will continue to sell E5. A spokesperson for the supermarket told The Sun: "We will keep customers updated and all pumps will be clearly labelled to help customers make informed decisions about the fuel that they buy." You can search for your nearest Sainsbury's petrol station online. Tesco Tesco will offer E5 petrol at around 90% of its 600 garages. That means there will be approximately 60 Tesco forecourts that do not offer the fuel from September 1. Drivers can find their closest Tesco petrol station online. Asda None of Asda's 320 forecourts will offer E5 petrol, the supermarket confirmed to The Sun. That means the 600,000 drivers who are unable to use E10 will not be able to fill up at Asda's garages. You can find a list of Asda forecourts here.

Good stuff. Look forward to the next instalment. Hope you have a good time.

Ah yes you’d get on with Mr Slowly, they gave him morphine and then rang me at 10pm saying he was “in need of speaking to me” Utterly off his tits, totally detached from our normal shared reality. Hilarious.