Slowlycatchymonkey

All of these have been repeat purchases. Knox waterproofs. But recently they doubled the price from the £55 mark to over £100 Not happy about that cos I want another pair of trews and I dont see any reason for the price hike. Daytona boots, designed and manufactured like the Germans can, comfortable, warm, waterproof and safe as a boot can be. Bowtex for the freedom to mobike safely in your pyjamas if you choose. Hood jeans for Mr Slowly cos those cargo pants just look too good (dont think they make them anymore) and they were fully kevlar lined. Modika summer gloves because they come in many multiple proper glove sizes, if your a size 7 you get a size 7. Lastly Unplug bags. Genuinely waterproof, multiple lashing points, bag tightning straps all over it, padded backpack straps, very tough. Id set aside double the money for the Ortlieb bag Id been pouring over n this bag blows it away. https://needtounplug.com/collections/unplug-adventure-bags If you fancy one order from amazon germany (amazon.de) as amazon.co.uk will send you the wrong bag all the way from America! Oh Im a gear geek

Mistake? I think not

I got spectacularly lost on a bicycle ride once, left the house at 9am and was still peddling at 7pm I blame the bloody fosse way (not my own incompetence of course). My phone and garmin went flat and I spied the fosse way, aha Im saved I thought, the fosse way is that old straight roman road, if I stay on that itll bring me out somewhere with a train station. Turns out my info was a few hundred years out of date and I ended up carrying my bicycle trudging through deep mud n nettles cos only parts of the fosse way are tarmac and some parts no longer exist at all

Got a good friend who’s a policeman and he’s a lovely guy. Doesnt like violence or bullying, he’s just a generally all round good’n. So nice that long ago when there were riots in Bristol and it was getting nasty he climbed on top of the police van and said he wouldn’t come down until everyone started behaving His superiors then decided his gentle even temperament made him ideal for the armed response devision cos he’d be far more likely to talk someone out of whatever stupidity they’d got themselves into than be trigger happy and blow them away. I always respected that decision making, recruiting people who arent into guns n dont actually want to shoot anyone is a sound thought process that keeps people breathing. If you’ve ever experienced a group of men egging each other on and its aimed at you its fucking frightening, one minute they can seem perfectly normal and the next some pack mentality takes over and you're no longer viewed as human (if you ever were with these types). Youre suddenly acutely aware youre in a dangerous position and no-one can help you get out of it. Its clear theres no bottom to where it can go. It happens so fast you have to hope you can recognise it quickly and get the fuck out of there as fast as you can. I think its one of the.side effects of women being viewed by some as a second rate species, that and knuckle dragging animal dominance. Generally you have to acknowledge being female in a male dominated environment is going to be dodgy cos theres always a percentage that cant/wont drag themselves into this century.

lol that’s wot my dad said too

Yep, never did that myself of course, too chicken

Yep famous for being the biggest Psychopaths the police force possesses. They vibe like violent nutjobs, the station used to be well known as the best place to by drugs. Confiscated out the front, resold out the back.

I’ve read about them and theres some bad tenancy scams that are run in a pretty professional manner. I won’t be buying a property here until I can occupy it full time (which is some moons away), there’s some right royal crooked shite going in Spanish circles too!

Dear son of the Prince of Denmark As I told your relation ‘Sweaty Andrew’ I have no interest in your scheme. Procuring underage girls for your recruitment agency regardless of your know how in this arena is not an area I wish to invest in inspite of the ‘gap in the market’ that your relative explained or the opportunities to tap into the vast depths of millionaires depravities and their bank vaults. Many thanks for the thoughts not quite green enough for it. Kind Regards Lentamente Atrapando Mono ps I heard there’s a relation called ‘Fergie’ who’s stocks so low she’ll do pretty much anything, try her?

I can’t help but wonder if you’ve been keeping bad company?! You can take the boy out of Swansea but …… That aside I appreciate your input muchly. Ignore the wind ups, the stuff you are telling me is valued. I’m no spring chicken and the nursey bit is only a part of my multiple not quite normal jobs over the years so I know a grifter of any class when I see one, I’m no soft touch so fear not. Keep the good stuff coming.

I knew exactly what Xtreme was saying you wind up merchant! Good trolling though way above your usual standard, did you have weetabix for breakfast?

I dont know what everyones on about I went to the brit supermarket today and met this lovely man outside, he’s giving me a ring later to discuss some of the marvellous investment opportunities he alone has inside info on, you cant not trust a man with pets

Aaw sweety have you stopped taking the tablets again?

I already employ that technique in Blighty, a little bit of recognition goes a long way The key is to not lie, if they have a skill you dont have or are prepared to take on a job you dont want to do then taking a moment to appreciate that takes nothing more than some good words or occasionally a few extra bob.

Oh in that case Ill get six n his crayons to help me understand

In the event of a zombie apocalypse (worse than the current brexit/antivaxer one has caused) I cant imagine a better trigger happy fellow than @Tym to evade an apocalyptic death with

Ill get @Six30 in with his crayons to help

Nice work. I do like to see a well cared for animal, gives me all the hope I need to imagine humanity may one day correct itself… welcome to…

Nope Tangos demonstrating proper natural salt n pepper you green eyed barstewards!

They deliver so I wont even have to travel anywhere to get some decent tea!

Yer helicopter rescues are less frequent

I reckon in Motril there is cos they sell Yorkshire teabags, Typhoo and Twinings Earl Grey!

Built up and not in a pretty way, crowded, dirt, dust n gravel beach, just not appealing, reminds me of a sprawling housing estate with big town facilities. Salobrenas population is 12,000 which is high compared to the rest of the villages round here, it doesn’t feel busy at all parking is easy and the population means most of what you need is here. Plus its prettyish