Slowlycatchymonkey

I dunno I missed it but you got yourself banned and immediately reinstated at the same time. Rumours were you cried at Stuart cos no other forum would have you

I’m going to the NEC Monday and that’s on my hit list to have a gander at. I’ll take some pics for you. Im going with @Six30’s first love Speedy23 who he trolled so hard on his true feelings were clear… Ill send him your love You’d like him Pete, Six got them both banned but then somehow six was reinstated and Speedy was banished. I’m sure Six will be along shortly with the details of their love affair..

Oh yeah cross country skis.. so cool. What? Put slippery sticks on your feet and hope to defy gravity ok… the thighs cannae take it Jim

Great minds.. or just you and me Only thing is I haven’t insured my bikes cos the auto renewal was £270 per bike (for two separate policies) which is a massive hike and the MCN emailed cheapest quote with the same damn insurance company is £116 so I cancelled the auto renew to give me a time to find a good price which Ive not yet done. That means the 125 is the only bike ready to go.. or not who knows it is chinese I think its the 125s turn in the sun.. the icy cold sun but the sun

Ooh I dunno its pretty but if its a really heavy/blizzardy type place its not great for bike riding is it?

I did, I like them, theyre honest about the helmets and I prefer to buy from a bricks n mortar place n just to be nice Dean gave me another fiver off. You’re not gonna tell me theyre awful now are you?

Love Charlie Brown Dont suppose Canada does the light dusting of nothing that dissolves on contact does it? I bet its proper snow followed by enormous snow?

Yer not everyone’s wandering around in sheepskin jacket with a lux van and multiple bikes.. wait I just bought a sheepskin jacket.. Im confused am I insulting six or talking about myself.. hang on Ill do six’s response just to cover all bases. Twat

Just bought the Schuberth C4 pro. Apparently the C3 is good, C4 is crap and the C4 pro is good so long as you dont want to use the integrated coms kit that wiggles lose from its connectors (I hate coms anyway). Its extremely comfortable (for me more so than the neotec 2) and the flip is very easy to use one handed. Its a snug fit round the base of the helmet so I find it much quieter that the neotec which as some speeds would whistle. I tried it on at the same time as the Caberg Duke II which I really wanted to prefer what with it being a third of the price (£135 V’s £340) and I think nicer looking but there was no contest, schuberth was instantly a better helmet and by such a margin the price was well worth it. I would have liked the C5 which is supposedly the dogs but thats back up to the £600 mark and its release is the only reason plebs like me can fork out for the now reduced C4 Pro Safety wise I can confirm it stops face removal as on its very first outing my head checked out the quality of stones used in Spanish gravel traps. They are stoney for anyone wondering.

I like the sound of that “engrossing, amusing and appalling”

Where I could be….. Where I actually am…

My weekend will mainly consist of regretting prevaricating and laying flooring But I do have a lovely food delivery coming so a bit of experimental kitchen will bring bright spots

Working then?

Four times?!?! On what grounds? I mean that shizzle happens here too but its usually surgical cos it’s impossible to predict how long a broken persons op will take and there’s a knock on effect from that. Like the snapped drill bit in Mr Slowlys shoulder everyone else had to be cancelled so people get booted further down the line.

I’m trying to keep my head down on this one cos if I’m up for nominaiton it’s gonna be gravel trap TOTY But I agree with @MooN I’m not even vaguely bothered by MOTY then again my Pa’s always said I’m a bit poty

Given vast numbers of people infected the number of mutations isn’t much of a surprise. I said to Mr Slowly at the start given how vaccines work it’ll take a good 1-2 years from the original strain to a truly vaccine resistant one and by then it’ll be a case of tweaking it the same way they do flu vaccine. Im interested to see how long pharmaceutical companies can hold onto two separate contracts before a combined flu and Covid jab appears in the market. They are after all skilled raconteurs so maybe forever

Wot u saying?

Think they’d have a riot on their hands if they fuck with peoples Christmas again and as politics is little more than a greedy popularity contest they’ll take the path of least resistance.

It was UWE Frenchay campus. But my surgery just text saying I can go to Pudding Pie Lane surgery which is much closer and Mr Slowlys happy cos it means I can drop him off at the VP’s lunch after, whining about a sore arm isn’t on my horizon

Just got invited for my booster. Pleased cos being under 50 I thought Id be looking at well after Christmas. Not so pleased Ive got to drive to the arse end of bristol to get it but Im keeping that to myself as getting a free vaccine to help save your life it might seem a tad ungrateful

Well Pete it really does depend on just how hot and skilled you were in your youth cos it’s not a well known fact (but it is a medically proven one) that squirty female ejaculation is in fact pee. I suppose that makes Fred right?!