Slowlycatchymonkey

lol that’s wot my dad said too

Yep, never did that myself of course, too chicken

Yep famous for being the biggest Psychopaths the police force possesses. They vibe like violent nutjobs, the station used to be well known as the best place to by drugs. Confiscated out the front, resold out the back.

I’ve read about them and theres some bad tenancy scams that are run in a pretty professional manner. I won’t be buying a property here until I can occupy it full time (which is some moons away), there’s some right royal crooked shite going in Spanish circles too!

Dear son of the Prince of Denmark As I told your relation ‘Sweaty Andrew’ I have no interest in your scheme. Procuring underage girls for your recruitment agency regardless of your know how in this arena is not an area I wish to invest in inspite of the ‘gap in the market’ that your relative explained or the opportunities to tap into the vast depths of millionaires depravities and their bank vaults. Many thanks for the thoughts not quite green enough for it. Kind Regards Lentamente Atrapando Mono ps I heard there’s a relation called ‘Fergie’ who’s stocks so low she’ll do pretty much anything, try her?

I can’t help but wonder if you’ve been keeping bad company?! You can take the boy out of Swansea but …… That aside I appreciate your input muchly. Ignore the wind ups, the stuff you are telling me is valued. I’m no spring chicken and the nursey bit is only a part of my multiple not quite normal jobs over the years so I know a grifter of any class when I see one, I’m no soft touch so fear not. Keep the good stuff coming.

I knew exactly what Xtreme was saying you wind up merchant! Good trolling though way above your usual standard, did you have weetabix for breakfast?

I dont know what everyones on about I went to the brit supermarket today and met this lovely man outside, he’s giving me a ring later to discuss some of the marvellous investment opportunities he alone has inside info on, you cant not trust a man with pets

Aaw sweety have you stopped taking the tablets again?

I already employ that technique in Blighty, a little bit of recognition goes a long way The key is to not lie, if they have a skill you dont have or are prepared to take on a job you dont want to do then taking a moment to appreciate that takes nothing more than some good words or occasionally a few extra bob.

Oh in that case Ill get six n his crayons to help me understand

In the event of a zombie apocalypse (worse than the current brexit/antivaxer one has caused) I cant imagine a better trigger happy fellow than @Tym to evade an apocalyptic death with

Ill get @Six30 in with his crayons to help

Nice work. I do like to see a well cared for animal, gives me all the hope I need to imagine humanity may one day correct itself… welcome to…

Nope Tangos demonstrating proper natural salt n pepper you green eyed barstewards!

They deliver so I wont even have to travel anywhere to get some decent tea!

Yer helicopter rescues are less frequent

I reckon in Motril there is cos they sell Yorkshire teabags, Typhoo and Twinings Earl Grey!

Built up and not in a pretty way, crowded, dirt, dust n gravel beach, just not appealing, reminds me of a sprawling housing estate with big town facilities. Salobrenas population is 12,000 which is high compared to the rest of the villages round here, it doesn’t feel busy at all parking is easy and the population means most of what you need is here. Plus its prettyish

The Himalayan is dandy, was well looked after and had done just over a thousand miles when I got it but the previous Continental owner was a tinkerer and I think not a great one. Stayed in Granada city centre twice while doing recces out here, it is a nice city and one of the reasons I was happy to choose here. Being far out in the sticks seems appealing at first but for me long term having access to services whether its a hospital or just an apple store to get your phone fixed was always a priority. Granada is still an hour away but thats good enough for me. Motril next door has a population of 60,000 so they have most of what I want services wise, wouldnt want to live there though!

Brilliant THANKYOU

Yep I can see that and Im on for a hiding with it cos Im f’in deaf and thats a killer cos you cant hear the nuances just a general overall sound, you cant lip read a language you dont know so its going to be a long road. But I can already read it much better than I thought I ever would so I think its sinking in anyway and then itll be a case of understanding the pronunciation. I really dont get every word having a male or female gender though!

You dont like tea? What sort of fresh hell is this? I bought a ‘few’ teabags over in my panniers, Im already 3/4s of my way down the first one in less that 4 days, tea is the balm the world needs, people cant do bad things while drinking tea