Slowlycatchymonkey

Not sure if this is funny or sad The Gammonandments Thou shalt not blame brexit Brexit means Brexit. Nothing about Brexit is bad, ergo nothing bad can be blamed on Brexit. Thou shalt not be a snowflake And, furthermore, thou shalt not go to university which is a breeding ground for snowflakes. I didn’t and look at me. Exactly. Thou shalt reference World War Two Our ancestors didn’t die in World War Two so that we could not consider it relevant to every political issue that may arise. And the Blitz. Thou shalt blame all on immigration Too many immigrants, meaning you can’t get a job? Immigration mate. Not enough immigrants, meaning you have to do a menial job? Immigration mate. Thou shalt put an Union Jack on everything House, window, body. They call it Great Britain for a reason. Call yourself a patriot? Thou shalt believe in freedom of speech.. for yourself Say it with me: ‘Is the truth too triggering for you leftie snowflakes?’ However, he who slaggeth Churchill should shut up or else. Thou shalt not covet thy neighbour’s economy Britain is the best country in the world, and no ‘ranking of average GDP’ can prove that wrong. Germany? Not got our innovation innit bruv. Thou shalt keep the holy days St George’s Day, Remembrance Day, Brexit Day, and whenever England play. On these days you must get beered up. Thou shalt not take the Queen’s name in vain Bloody brilliant. I won’t hear a word against her. What she’s done for this country deserves respect. Keepeth a portrait of Liz on your wall and salute it daily. Thou shalt worship the past And lo, recall how kids used to play outside ‘til dark and there was no such thing as paedos or racism.

Can you point to “normal” on this forum?

Do you normally make people lie on the ground to take your photo?

I have a jumbo sized topbox with a padded bit on it for your pillion to rest against, it came with the Bandit. After looking at the monstrosity for nearly a year I clicked onto the rack and discovered it’s cursed.. the retching is instantaneous but stops as soon as I remove it, it’s a mystery

Very nice. Was lovely weather for it today too.

I read up on him after I got my Hilts Mutt cos the bikes named after his character in the great escape. I was shocked how uncool he was, petty, unpleasant, nasty to his wives. He wouldn’t last five minutes in today’s world, Hollywood can’t control what information the press gets the same way as it used to and the camera phone would have exposed him. He did look good on a motorbike though.

You take your lead from a drug abusing misogynist who suffered from jealousy n paranoia then? Now that explains some stuff

Whats not to like? A bunch of irreverent oddballs typing whatever random thoughts pop into their heads all iced with a fine layer of sweary tourettes.

Or a small prick

Just beautiful. I can feel the air in that pic!

All outsiders suddenly not welcome. He didn’t find out what happened they had to leave quite abruptly. Maybe it was related to Covid numbers, who knows?!

I keep my stash in two places, in plain sight in a large tin that says ‘sweets’ on it, I left it in the utility empty for long enough that everyone discovered its empty then once it was established it was an empty tin I refilled it The other place is my toolbox. Not the tool cabinet everyone goes to but my separate toolbox where I keep the stuff that goes missing, you know electrical tape, stanley knife, tape measure, needle nose pliers, jewellery screwdrivers etc etc. Its out of bounds without permission so thats a sweet spot, literally

ps this is a winning ‘From the cockpit’ pic

Possibly. You really do take a good bike landscape pic. To the extent I’m thinking you could pave your mobike path in gold?!

What can I say… some replies are more click bait loaded than others

Bit tired n read “I do have big ugly hands”

My friends son ended up in Austria in Obergurgl a bit over 2 years ago and did one seasons ski instructing there, then Covid hit, it was fine for him and the other instructors for the first year, the slopes were only open to locals and the staff were kept on and mainly just partied n pleased themselves. Then there was an unexpected abrupt change, the bakery refused to serve them because they weren’t Austrian, then the butcher followed suit and in the space of one day they were completely persona non grata. Hungry and frozen out. Weird set of circumstances! Not that this has any bearing on riding to Austria but it will be interesting to see how things are when you get there next year.

Heated grips, heated glove liners and lobster claw mitts, so warm…. can’t hold a grip n ride like shit but so warm

I got that, I’ve rattled the cage and if Sid James’ reincarnation doesn’t appear I’m calling an ambulance

There are so many awful jokes here I feel I must step aside for the more double entendre trained to take over

Vented summer gloves- you are no wussy! I wear winter mitts 50 weeks of the year