Slowlycatchymonkey

I smell a troll trap flapping… back away Clive back the fuck away

@Sofia NEVER SAY YES TO ANYTHING SIX SAYS

They’ve been using him for extensive testing.

From what I can gather at 5’ 4” Im at least a foot too tall

Depends on the dog. The ones Pete came across (yes fnarr fnarr) the other day wouldnt say it was great!

Its Pete, that assumption is a given

Its a low point isnt it. When someone youve never met occupies that much head space you think of them while doing something far more interesting

Dont talk about yourself like that Pete

Yep

Oi I resent that remark, the exhaust stayed on my bike until 560

That is true!

Argh theres so many jokes there but they wouldnt be well received

Thought I might ride over to Haynes n watch the auction as I only live an hour away but theres not a thing on Haynes website

Pedro’s young?!

…young…

After Britains recent accidental emancipation from its parents being seen as a bother n sister is unlikely. Our only hope is after a few years in the wilderness pretending we’re tough n independent (and a period of rehab at the school known as ‘the boomers carked it’) mummy n daddy will forgive us and have us back.

I say if midgets is what makes Pete happy then all power to his elbow or bum, christ I now have foul jokes about midgets n a midget sized penis going round in my head. Cheers for that. It grieves me to say it without any sarcasm or side swipes but it sounds like an excellent plan. Think Im in shock at its sudden boldness, I’d better find some insults by the end of this post or Ill have to draft in back up. So the recent van actions been a test run? Id guessed it was for trips you could both enjoy, could be a win win. Are you following the sunshine or will you stick to a planned schedule? I only ask cos of the campsite element. @XTreme help me, I’m engaging with Six and I need some insults…

Very nice but I cant see where the motorbike fits?

Ooo what sort of stupid looking?

This is a change of style for someone who thinks campings for hobos! Where you thinking of going?

Oh wasnt debating that. Its all a vain shallow shitshow so far as I can see, just saying they dont use Facebook. Im not really in a position to judge how they like to waste their time when I’m posting on here

He’s a top tier taxidermist, some of his early work was a bit dodgy, this one trying to emulate a human is frightening, suppose everyone has to start somewhere.

I dont have the words for how good that picture is. You’re like a sweary Dr Dolittle