Slowlycatchymonkey

The next greasy pole climbing megalomaniac, whoever they are, same lunacy, maybe banging a different colour drum but generally the same self serving disconnected arseholes.

I prefer a naked ride, loud and underpowered are a bore, but I don't know you so you can keep your hat on and we'll laugh from there. Or not you might surprise...

depends on the quality

UK bike has to be road legal on a reg check for here so Im just covering that base on the outside chance its not back shortly.

Im gonna disagree on this one, they all have lines whether they belong to beyonce or jackson pollock. Someone one laboured over the bikes appearance and we all like lusting (or not) after them But taking bags off for a pic is a bit namby pamby so you'll make points back up there

ooo psychic just booked the mechanic moments ago so MOT for the Himalayan tomoz and he'll come here for a day on the 15th Oct, Ill be looking to book the ferry asap after that. Maybe leave a couple of days grace incase everything doesn't go smoothly on the 15th. Lovely moment yesterday when Mr Slowly said he was looking forward to riding to Salobrena so much and when can we leave

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Anything that ruins the lines of the bike is a no no so a tail pack will always trump a top box but an unencumbered bike wins hands down. That includes removing your dumbass helmet and gloves from it for the pic

yep thats what needs to be done but just one today isn't really enuf to catch it is it.

A faceless shapeshifter.. scary. I have a suspicion there's a real person lurking under all the layers

Thanks Tango. I have lateral flow tests here left over from my sons twice weekly testing for college. Ill do one later

Oh so thats why no-ones ever seen your face

Im abstaining based on the fact one vote is not enough and Im starting a campaign for proportional representation. Oops no I lied Ive voted

My bezzie who I spent Monday with just text to say her daughters been coughing all night and has tested positive for Covid. Im so tired of reading the ever changing rules I don't know if I have to do anything. I don't think I do but anyone here still staying properly up to date with it all that can tell me? I could google it but I'm not in a fit state to type the word 'covid' into a search engine.

Its a service to mankind.. never in the field of motorcycling has anyone offered so little to so few. Yep Im aware its a bit pot called and I like the van bike photos so...

Jeez. One of the things hindsight always surprises me with is the conditions we can accept that later on look barbaric.

My wife has been able to control my life since she got bitten by a radioactive owl. She got power of a tawny.

If there's any sort of improvement in lorry drivers conditions off the back of this Id be happy for it. Expecting someone to sleep in a cab in lay-by or on an industrial estate with no facilities, not even basic necessities like drinking water or a toilet isn't exactly an enticing job is it. Seems an inhumane way to treat folk. Particularly odd when they are so essential to the way we live. If it was an estate agent or a banker thirsty and busting for shit I might not have the same opinion though

You keep score?

Thats a lovely thought but I’ve just bought some soft ones in a fit of pique!

Need some panniers. Dont understand what I’m looking at. Going round in circles and getting hacked off. I have givi pannier racks but dont want to fork out for givi hardcases as I already have a set in use elsewhere. Soft panniers dont seem to give any indication of what pannier racks they fit on, I guess thats because they fit on all of them, but do they?

Wot u saying, Im doing the wrong course?

Guttentag

Wow @Moto Beemer thats the shit end of the stick. Id like to say you’ll get lots of warmth n comfort here but that’d be a lie, youre more likely to have the piss ripped mercilessly and youve already revealed a soft spot to these vultures so probably brace yourself for some tasteless wife memes! But hey its a distraction! Welcome.

Brilliant stuff. When Im feeling brave I'll tell my fire alarm one. Until then have one of Mr Slowlys Mr Slowly sometimes does a bit of sleep walking if he's been on the sauce and once spent an entire night asleep naked in fire escape stairwell. His room mate was also worse for wear and no matter how hard he battered on the door he couldn't rouse him so he had to go back to the fire escape stairwell and down to reception for a key. When the coast looked clear he lept out from behind a plant pot and told the reception/security he'd been asleep in the stairwell (mainly to disarm them cos it was a bit of a sight) and they laughed n said Yeh we know your on the security camera, we've been watching you