Slowlycatchymonkey

Had a look online this very morning But this setting up in Spain malarkey is far more time consuming than I anticipated. Big difference between rucking up at a place and living out of a suitcase for a couple of weeks and actually having things set up and feeling comfortable. Many annoying things to sort out! Still I’m well on my way and if I stopped the avoidance tactics like checking this forum I’d probably be way ahead Heyho one doesn’t want to rush, it just isn’t the done thing here Your mate with the storage facility, where are they based?

Mr Slowly drops his shirts off at an ironing service He might realise theres not one when his morning papers aren’t as crisp

Made me smile.

Ive got to go back to the sodding supermarket again, thought I’d nailed it yesterday but among the annoying shite you don’t want to spend money on I missed iron and ironing board

This is definitely the “all the rubbish on the internet between” part of this thread but this dogs so happy I’m going to risk posting it! You might want to turn the sound off, it’s annoying.

Will do. I asked Pedro about mask wearing and he said the rules keep changing and here a lot of folk aren’t bothering now but so long as you wear one indoors no-ones fussed. Fortunately I have no need (or desire) to go anywhere crowded but if I did it would involve having to go in somewhere to get something done. Left two masks in the car and bought 10 at the supermarket yesterday Mr Slowly saw his first Brit knuckle draggers looking forlorn and lost while on his morning run down the promenade. He said blimey they stick out a mile so I laughted and said so do we?! I think it’s kind of a service to the locals to be easily picked out, I mean at least they know who to avoid unlike Weston super mare where they’re often indistinguishable from the general dross that lives there, where there’s no warning that the moron who left his brain at home is about to step out in front of your car without looking or suddenly jam on the brakes because they don’t understand the road system

Shithouse rat would make an excellent standard classification You’ve probably had the same conversation I’ve had a billion times when you’re driving somewhere new looking for something and you read the sign from a distance and say “it’s over there” the other person says “where” “there” “where, I can’t see it” “over there, it’s on that sign” “what sign? … “that sign” ”how on earth can you read that?!?!, really can you really read that?” ”yes” then silence. and then because you’ve had that lovely gift since birth you find yourself looking at them and wondering how on earth they can’t see it

You don’t have to wear masks outside anymore, only inside so I won’t be to see that joy

Lol yep it isn’t great and they have normal PG tips and tetley but I just can’t pretend normal tea isn’t messing with my heart rate so decaf it is. Would probably be alright if I didn’t drink 10 cups a day Maybe Amazon has the solution or am I going to be one of those brits whose luggage is full of teabags?

I have know idea if these folk are legit so trust pilot Summink like this https://www.isaydingdong.co.uk/ourshop/prod_7121840-Speedo-Conversion-Sticker-Set-KPHMPH-for-Speed-Dial-8mm-12mm-or-16mm.html

The brevity of this statement is not to be underestimated. It’s impact is devastating and not something I can live with. The decaf tea is absolute shite. Doesn’t taste like tea at all, it’s extremely weak but has strong odd aftertaste, it also smells strange. Spain maybe over quicker than I thought

If you Google ‘speedo overlay stickers’ you’ll probably find what you’re looking for in a bigger print

and so it begins ….

Chinagraph pencil?

There you go, fixed.

Ooh did you go to Ireland and do you have pics?

Morning Bonio good to see you. Be warned this bunch of ragamuffins are unrefined piss takers, then again who doesn’t like a rough cut diamond in a smooth world Ah good to see before I’ve even finished typing that they’ve already demonstrated it

Recognising it’s pissing down and won’t be fun in wet gear is not wimping, out it’s acknowledging reality

just did a beer spit take

Mr Slowly said “uh right what have they used this clip for now?… snore” He has now laughed his arse off

I thought someone said Pete lived 150 miles away? I’m now confused. I couldn’t decipher this angry sign in front of the mushrooms. The f’in smart phone with its Google translate camera app sorted it out for me in no time. @XTreme when did you visit this supermarket ??

Can’t get into Facebook. Get locked out with password reset bollo everytime. I don’t think people understand that Ive genuinely gone the extra mile to wish them happy birthday on that vain shallow shitshow

My first proper boss was from Aberfan. She was friggin scary, completely bald, hunch backed, spindly with eyes like fire, intolerant of stupidity and sharp as a knife. For some reason I still can’t grasp we got on well and in one of her softer moments she told me about the tip sliding into the school. It’s still gives me goosebumps now. Her father had to go to London for work for a year and took his family with him so she survived because she wasn’t there when it happened but all her classmates were dead. They went back and she said the place never recovered. A black cloud hung over everything everyday. She was racked with guilt she survived, she’d bump into the parents of her friends who had all been killed and find it unbearable. It’s a historically shameful time. But as a result she turned into one of the most fearsome, unbeatable, powerhouses the NHS will ever see. So I suppose in a roundabout way she balanced out all that bad quite literally single handedly

‘Slag heap” that’s a real thing is it? Occasionally my dear ol’ pops would refer to a woman as a slag heap