Slowlycatchymonkey

Cos I don’t want a honda zzzz And not even considering breaking the rules so no need to put my head above the water!

I can honestly say I couldn’t get in a car and drive for anything other than hunger or an emergency

Goddam that actually looks worth the ride. Shame I got no bike!

Yer you got me on that one many times

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Showed my son a bit of keeping up appearances. He couldn’t bear it

TBF car design changes even more frequently, no reason aliens wouldn’t want the latest upgrade

Nice weather but it just isn’t the same here with no bike. Cars suck!

Managed 20 mins of it and could watch no more

Lets be having the piratey singing then..

Yes indeed it is but what better than to be near your useful techie mate, fluent in Spanish with a direct line to all the brit teabags in Spain.

Be happy then Pete, you’re always complaining about the dross in Brit ghettos and now anyone not willing or able to fill in a form (the expat knuckle draggers you so despise) won’t be coming!

I think Fred’s point is it’s not the end of moving to another country fullstop which is how you tend to make it sound every time you bring up Brexit. There are visa’s and exceptions made like for elderly dependents, the nonlucrative visa or many other solutions that certainly aren’t as easy as waving your EU passport and going where you like but it’s certainly not the end of immigration.

There is also the lesser known ‘Non lucrative visa’ which you can apply for which then leads to residency if you do a number of years. That’s simply a visa for people who want to live in the country but won’t be earning anything whilst in the country. It’s designed for people who work from home who could legitimately work from a different base and retired people.

Thats what I thought. Amazon just threw me cos it says it was delivered yesterday. Heyho.

When did I fall off the Bandit or the Chinese thing? I have dropped the Bandit doing a u turn but 240kgs not including the load is fine by me. Actually coming off while road riding it's the Himalayan twice. Admittedly stupidly but I bet almost every time someones come off their bike on here it's been stupid.

It does in the middle on the 6th December. Same date amazon has it marked as delivered. I guess as it's Spain I'll just wait and see what happens

It is tricky being multitalented in many arena's, not something many men know anything about..

Twice. But that pales into insignificance compared to the number of times this lot brag about bouncing down the road sans bike.

I have an equally exciting day sewing, waiting for a parcel to turn up and if it does going to the supermarket cos we have no butter which is obviously a catastrophe for an olive oil avoiding Brit in Spain

Where's my mattress Pete? Amazon says it was delivered yesterday but it bloody wasn't. Correos tracking is confusing. It says it's delivered but the little line thing at the top isn't completed and I think it also says pending? Correos is the main postal service in Spain right?

Same here, except it's a hire car so no chance of getting washed

I’ve never fallen off the BSA you senile wally!

My favourite bring your own ferry meal is a prawn and avocado salad. The frozen prawns defrost by the time we board, a bit of dicing of the avocado with a borrowed knife with some Rosemarie sauce drizzled on top with a nice glass of wine was a cabin picnic delight. Basically don’t rule out frozen food that defrosts while you wait to board