Slowlycatchymonkey

Ah great stuff @Grasshopper's Ride Love the owl, cant wait for more! Saw a full size deer out the window this morning. We have little roe deer in the hedgerows but this was a biggun. If I see it again Ill try n get a pic. Goodness knows where theyre going to go when the maize is cut, theres not a lot of cover for full size deer around here… but then they have no ideer do they

I think I preferred its chinese dragon stage but its still an impressive looking thing. Yep I could geek out on an app like that for a looong time Two came up in the search, which icon looks like the right one?

Wanted to do a sad face and a laughing face on that post but you can only have one! That’s not nice at all. Hope it’s not freaking you out too much.

I have the garage Mr Slowly has the study. He has the better deal winter time IMO. Well he did until I sectioned off a bit of the garage and installed under floor heating

Will it have power going to it?

Ah I was wondering what angle you’d come at this one from. Nice

Hoping thats internet watching not the creepier in person stuff.

What they doing to you Tym?

Yep more than once. It’s reasonably common for nurses to get stalkers because you have helped them in some capacity and they latch onto this person who in their eyes can make their world right. My top pick though and I’m not really laughing here cos poor sod n all that, alright maybe I am a laughing little bit was an 83 year old mathematics professor. Fortunately his stalking skills were low and physically following me wasn’t possible so he didn’t know where I lived but he kept turning up where I work until a very large colleague had to frighten him away

Ah well I don’t remember saying anything like that so you can enlighten me and I’ll apologise if needed or just accept that when on the receiving end of it you found these things annoying too and move on.

Lost in translation perhaps.

Uhuh.

Ah now I have to cut six some slack here as ineffective as the trolling might be without the armed troll backup he was my first troll, a troll for internet toddlers so to speak so he has a place… fuck knows where but surely somewhere.

What is it? It looks like a caterpillar that failed to complete metamorphoses.

Well now you’ve been trolling a long time so far be it from me to give you pointers on how to up your game to a less than dull level but maybe try and avoid so much repetition, fresh material maybe, rather than the limp stuff past its sell by date. Otherwise it just gets a bit…

Generally self deprecating humour directly from the source is always dandy. Like the graffiti one, its not true, the UK produced the most famous graffiti artist in the world and has shops just for graffiti artists paint, we just also like poking fun at ourselves, particularly the less appealing under belly. If I said some unpleasant generalisations about the portuguese that werent humorous how would that go down?

Idealista has loads. Cheaper to rent a place for 6 months than take my lot on a one week holiday. Then when you factor in you can book the cheap midweek flights rather than the Saturday to Saturday dates holiday lets insist on your quids in. Plus no queuing. Worth a look. https://www.idealista.com

That is a right crumbly old pile isn’t it. Did you take any pics on your phone? Most people have the location settings switched on and you can view your photo locations on a map.

I love my little Chinese bike, never had any problems with it. A mechanic said to me if you look after it it will be fine, people don’t look after them because they’re cheap, they’re not valued enough to bother taking care of, everyone expects them to break. I’m aware there’s plenty of evidence that they are just crap but I’m sure there’s an element of it being a self fulfilling prophecy.

Oh yeh MSN courses are tough

Honestly I hovered between grasshoppers ride sir fallsalot and boboneleg until the beauty of bagheera led me to a clear conclusion.Suck it up LOOOOOSERRRRS.

Out of network? What is that? Like the postal service on Sentinel Island?!

Anyhow @Tym I wanna see the now X-ray, just wanna check you’re not unnecessarily suffering for a ha’porth of tar.