Slowlycatchymonkey

A nice weekend of little commitment, my favourite. Saturday taking Bandit for diagnosis, getting the 9T’s MOT done and maybe fitting the Himalayan pannnier racks, also hoping to fit a ride in. If I can get hold of some lobster which round here isnt easy (cos we live by the sea so of course there is no seafood ) then some fine wine and lobster Thermidor on the balcony in the sunshine before the Rugby kicks off. Sunday reliable ol’ sausage sandwiches for breakfast, a beef, red wine and pickle onion pie (a very robustly flavoured beast of a pie that shouldnt work but very much does) n homemade icecream for lunch/dinner then lazing around complaining you’ve eaten too much in the afternoon.

Its a type of Reggie Perrin. Mental health problems that make people up and leave with no warning are no fun for anyone, thats a deep unhappiness, a complete shut down, poor fucker, his wife will be having a real shit time too. You always hope its cos his life was bad and he had the strength to say “Fuck this shit” and rode off into the sunset, leaving a note to never return, that somehow the people around him deserved it but usually its just old as the hills dark depression. But then who hasn’t had days when they’ve considered doing exactly what he did? When I was teenage I crashed my car into a lamppost (dog ran out) and was going to get grief for being late, I walked towards where I worked and carried on walking.. fuck that shit!

You have to stay awake for foreplay and so far the repetition of old trolling is ... well…

Lets see ‘em

I think I’m going to have to abstain this time on the grounds it’s melting my melon.

3 pretty significant ones then if you landed up trying out some wheels you’d rather not

Crikey thats quite some crash. Lot of broken bones then?

Whatever floats ur boat

He’s found they pack down quite small if you get the right suitcase.

Goddam I like all of these pics!

I cant see any downsides. Go for it.

Nice work, I knew you could do it The UK govt dont seem bothered though they’ve already confirmed no quarantine for the doubled jabbed returning from amber countries without having any transmission stats…. they are so wise and brave….

That is theft isnt it. Short sighted greed that will cost people more in the long run. This is one area where I wouldnt mind some govt intervention before more peoples jobs go down the shitter because they cant compete.

Jesus how is that justified?!

Oi I was having a break, I just made the mistake of stopping having a break. Til the next time.

That you are my fine trolly friend.

I think this might be one nut the troll cant crack

That apparently thats the gif you get for a “one trick pony” search.

Shit really, even with the illustrious Buckster in your path? Youre sicker than I thought.

FFS can you two just get a room? I can see you from here, I just cant make out which one of you is pulling the other ones pigtails.

I’m not much for quoting other people but I always think of this Charles Bukowski one when I hear the dim but loud being given air time- “The problem with the world is that the intelligent people are full of doubts, while the stupid ones are full of confidence.”