Slowlycatchymonkey

Eh? ? Google says the age of consent in Australia differs by area between 16 and 17 so maybe thats how but even so it still doesnt add up?!

I don’t have a specific place I want to go first but I want to ride round the world jigsaw style. I dont see that happening in one hit because I dont want to turn it into a slog, I want to take my time and enjoy it. If I can get Mr Slowlycatchymonkey to the level where he’ll embrace doing something like Mawsleys Ho Chi Mhin trail then that would be ideal but if not I’m going to do it anyway, woe betide anyone who tries to stop me, they will be trampled underfoot ? So thats my reality suspended dream. One that better happen ? I dont fancy Russia though, maybe I’ll warm to the idea.

Wikipedia- In 1963 he spent a short time in Fremantle Prison's assessment centre and nine months at the Riverbank Juvenile Institution, relating to charges of giving a false name and address to the police, having escaped legal custody, having unlawful carnal knowledge, and stealing 12 gallons of petrol.[1] He attempted to join the Australian Army, but was rejected and deemed "socially maladjusted" What is ‘unlawful carnal knowledge’?!

One of my favourites because I regularly think it while slowly increasing the cog speed first thing, I think its an Oscar Wilde one- Only dull people are brilliant at breakfast

Dunno know but he looks like a laugh. You’re gonna tell me he’s some freaky paedo now aren’t you?! ?

Did Bagheera enjoy the skating? ? Hope youve got heated grip on there ? Great pics and vid as usual. Your standards so high I’m starting to expect it! ?

Jesus she bred.Imagine the kids at school- “You lied about your mum, she’s not a stripper.” “I’m sorry I was too embarrassed to tell the truth.” ?

So I read, a model, just a pretty face but apparently charming which is how he persuaded them to give him a go.

Its not his fault, he’d never acted a jot before he talked them into giving him the job, you cant blame the man for having a go... although you ca blame him for ruining bond films ?

There are no constraints on this, reality is suspended, you can travel wherever you want for as long as you want. Time, money, responsibilities or health issues simply do not exist. Where would you like to go first, what would you like to see or do and how long would you be gone for?

Little article about its sale last year. https://antique-collecting.co.uk/2020/04/09/bond-motorbike-is-best-of-british/?cn-reloaded=1

It is indeed Lazenby who now I know loved motorbikes is one of my favourite Bonds ?

The first pic could almost be the Himalayas stretching out into the distance. Gonna have to put Death Valley on my hit list!

Great pics ? Some of it could well be on the moon ?

Sounds like you were doing important work saving the planet ?

Easy peasy she says whilst marking it down firmly on the ‘Things to Avoid’ list.

Yeh I read demands for ride reports- its why I haven’t mentioned I went for a ride today hehehee If I get out tomoz and I stop Ill make the effort to take pics but fair warning half the time I dont stop other than for tea and sarnies in a not so picturesque lay-by and the other half I dont take my phone because its the one time I get some peace. Anyway you gotta cut me some slack Ive only been here a month, and a cold, lockdown month at that and supplied some half decent wild donkey pics from an accidental ride so theres got to be at least half a gold star in that?!

I think a bit of Wye Valley could be good. Maybe take some pics, if it’s not too cold to take the gloves off!

If I was going over the Severn crossing tomorrow (either bridge) and had approximately 2 hours total for an out n back or loop where would you go?

Great shed. We used to have one similar but the Bristol Channel winds one night decided it was offensive and blew it away. Good luck with the kidney stone, hope any remnants pass painlessly!

Noooooo

Tomoz isn’t technically the weekend but Ive just read due to low infection rates Wales has moved it’s lockdown plan forward and from tomorrow drum roll please ? peeps can move across the border in and out of Wales......... woooohoooo ? As hospitality is staying shut there til the 26th I’m hoping the roads won’t be busy ? Sorry to all of you Welsh folk who were enjoying the peace n quiet!

That gifs from one of the oddest documentaries I’ve ever watched. It’s about a small town of people in Ohio that all identify as black regardless of skin colour because of where and how they were raised and it’s not as mad as it sounds!

Well the thought processes for this one are pretty clear but whatever happened that led to the end result I don’t wanna know.... “Hey hey guess what she says she’ll get her kit off if a bloke does it too” “Get the weedy ugly guy off the shop floor he’ll do it” “What the one with the bad hair?” “’ That’s the one” “Ah now that’s a cracking shot, if this doesn’t work nothing will”

As sundays a day off I usually like to spend it cooking or biking. This Sunday Ive chosen cooking which looking at the sunny forecast seems a mistake! Heyho full English on the go at the mo and I’m gonna have me some bacon for the first time in while ? the menu may have to be altered... ? ? ? ? Now what else to do with duck thats been slow cooking overnight?!