Slowlycatchymonkey

Dunno know but he looks like a laugh. You’re gonna tell me he’s some freaky paedo now aren’t you?! ?

Did Bagheera enjoy the skating? ? Hope youve got heated grip on there ? Great pics and vid as usual. Your standards so high I’m starting to expect it! ?

Jesus she bred.Imagine the kids at school- “You lied about your mum, she’s not a stripper.” “I’m sorry I was too embarrassed to tell the truth.” ?

So I read, a model, just a pretty face but apparently charming which is how he persuaded them to give him a go.

Its not his fault, he’d never acted a jot before he talked them into giving him the job, you cant blame the man for having a go... although you ca blame him for ruining bond films ?

There are no constraints on this, reality is suspended, you can travel wherever you want for as long as you want. Time, money, responsibilities or health issues simply do not exist. Where would you like to go first, what would you like to see or do and how long would you be gone for?

Little article about its sale last year. https://antique-collecting.co.uk/2020/04/09/bond-motorbike-is-best-of-british/?cn-reloaded=1

It is indeed Lazenby who now I know loved motorbikes is one of my favourite Bonds ?

The first pic could almost be the Himalayas stretching out into the distance. Gonna have to put Death Valley on my hit list!

Great pics ? Some of it could well be on the moon ?

Sounds like you were doing important work saving the planet ?

Easy peasy she says whilst marking it down firmly on the ‘Things to Avoid’ list.

Yeh I read demands for ride reports- its why I haven’t mentioned I went for a ride today hehehee If I get out tomoz and I stop Ill make the effort to take pics but fair warning half the time I dont stop other than for tea and sarnies in a not so picturesque lay-by and the other half I dont take my phone because its the one time I get some peace. Anyway you gotta cut me some slack Ive only been here a month, and a cold, lockdown month at that and supplied some half decent wild donkey pics from an accidental ride so theres got to be at least half a gold star in that?!

I think a bit of Wye Valley could be good. Maybe take some pics, if it’s not too cold to take the gloves off!

If I was going over the Severn crossing tomorrow (either bridge) and had approximately 2 hours total for an out n back or loop where would you go?

Great shed. We used to have one similar but the Bristol Channel winds one night decided it was offensive and blew it away. Good luck with the kidney stone, hope any remnants pass painlessly!

Noooooo

Tomoz isn’t technically the weekend but Ive just read due to low infection rates Wales has moved it’s lockdown plan forward and from tomorrow drum roll please ? peeps can move across the border in and out of Wales......... woooohoooo ? As hospitality is staying shut there til the 26th I’m hoping the roads won’t be busy ? Sorry to all of you Welsh folk who were enjoying the peace n quiet!

That gifs from one of the oddest documentaries I’ve ever watched. It’s about a small town of people in Ohio that all identify as black regardless of skin colour because of where and how they were raised and it’s not as mad as it sounds!

Well the thought processes for this one are pretty clear but whatever happened that led to the end result I don’t wanna know.... “Hey hey guess what she says she’ll get her kit off if a bloke does it too” “Get the weedy ugly guy off the shop floor he’ll do it” “What the one with the bad hair?” “’ That’s the one” “Ah now that’s a cracking shot, if this doesn’t work nothing will”

As sundays a day off I usually like to spend it cooking or biking. This Sunday Ive chosen cooking which looking at the sunny forecast seems a mistake! Heyho full English on the go at the mo and I’m gonna have me some bacon for the first time in while ? the menu may have to be altered... ? ? ? ? Now what else to do with duck thats been slow cooking overnight?!

More the stupid risks without the results. I hope your not mistakenly thinking that I think I’m good. I dont. I have the propensity to be stupid in certain conditions.

I appreciate what your saying but I don’t think you have the addiction Im talking about, I think we are talking about different things. You’re probably a good driver because you have control and your end goal is the speed itself rather than the thrill of being so close to edge. To go back to the original analogy an alcoholic can’t have one drink. I don’t have driving emotions that need to be spent. I have behaviours that should be avoided. What other people do is of no consequence to me (unless they’re in my way) so there are no notches available to come down. The easiest way to describe it is if you drive at the upper limits of your ability you will allow let’s say a 10% margin for error. I would take my margin of error down to the tiniest percentage just for the thrill. It’s irrelevant who’s fastest or how quickly I went round a track because what thrills me is that risk of removing the margin of error. Which is inherently stupid.

The problem occurs for me when you get to the edge you are chasing and want more. I always want more and am prepared to cut it as fine as fine can be when it comes to getting that thrill. Tbh I used to be a complete twat for it and nowadays with all the cameras I would have lost my licence and know I’m lucky to be alive. Then I had kids and didn’t want to put them at risk so switched to and automatic car. It’s was hideous, I felt an enormous pain having an OAPs car and no longer enjoying driving but everyone was safe so it was wise. I have no desire to reopen that Pandora’s box and sadly a manual vehicle on a track would do just that.