Slowlycatchymonkey

Yep thats the torturous stuff!

Did your school ever have that toilet paper that you could use as tracing paper ?

Great pics. Thanks.

What’s the baby mean then? No whining? Dont be a cry baby? No children were harmed in the making of this trip? ?

Blouse. Definitely blouse. Smashing blouse.

Just hopeless ?

With the right tyres the Himalayan its fantastic in mud. Yes just sometimes the ground clearance is an issue but it’s more than made up for by the rest of the ride the bike gives you. Being able to tap your foot down or the bike being weighted low down means a lot.

Wel i dunno how true this is (guessing some of you can help out) but I understand porn hub very graciously said its services would be free during lockdown?!

I love kids. Particularly the ones that are just old enough to be honest but not that needy ?

I could fulfill that order with aplomb but unfortunately Ive reached the age of please myself not others ? Although I do rock a good uniform so Ill bear it in mind ?

Was it all of the above floating in broth?

Lol Yep they kinda are large. Mind you thats the tame end of my family. The ones I came from are larger and much scarier, especially when they smile! ?

Not blowing my own trumpet (except apparently I am ?) but I have a pretty good reputation on the food front. I rarely eat out because a couple of mouthfuls in I wonder why the hell I’m paying for the rubbish being served but after a long weekend of cooking Im happy for a takeaway curry- something I think the 1st 2nd and 3rd wave generation immigrants do better than uk based plebs (if you go to the right places) and certainly not second rate fodder. This weekend Ive made hot cross buns three times, a course Brussels pate, smoked salmon (more a cured gin/salt n sugar denaturation than a normal ‘cure’), rare roast beef, cheese board with quince jam and grapes, scotch eggs (made with good eggs and decent sausage meat), marmalade cake, coconut macaroons, and millionaire shortbread just for extras. Main course was slow cooked lamb (big joint, 12 hours cooking with plenty of herbs), roast potatoes, honey roast parsnips, brussel sprouts and chorizo butter, potato and spinach gratin, shallots and garlic roasted in lemon cream, wee sausages roasted in marmalade n cranberry and obviously some fine gravy. oh forgot I also made eggs benedict and pancakes n crispy bacon for breakfasts. Tomoz itll be lobster Thermidor. But this evening the curry and a day off has been excellent ?

Just thinking its a bit of a conniption and perhaps it would be kind to leave the way completely open for re-entry if he changes his mind. Guessing things are perhaps not good for him and sometimes in the craziest hour some folk could do with a friend?

Thanks for the advice. No matter where I go Ill rent for at least a year first to check its right. Octopus Im thinking (if I ever get some) Ill slow cook it so tenderise it before anything else. I have seen some advertised at the Chinese supermarket fairly inexpensively but that might be because Chinese supermarkets aren’t popular here at the moment ?

Here you go, my current household.

Love it. Deep mud still gives me the slight heebeejeebies just cos accompanied with a steep drop who knows if you’ll make it out alive ?

Different times. Obvious damage even the demented cant deny so what is everyone prepared to admit to and do about it?

You dont have to pack a gun to be strong. You dont even have to be physically stacked to be strong. I guarantee you these things from experience ? Sorry some of you have had poor experiences of women. Won’t bore you with womens poor experiences of men. There are wankers of every breed n creed. And there are good folk. Let’s not let the twats spoil things for the good folk. We are the good folk, gender really is irrelevant here.

Yep true so very glad theyre not a thing here. I dunno about 90% not being honest. Emotional honesty is one route to freedom and women are pretty forgiving.

All right youve asked for it. I’m gonna find some pics and I guarantee you’ll deny you’re attracted but we’ll all know the truth ?

The nice thing about here is guns aren’t a thing.

Serious point coming, brace yourself ? I feel bad about it. Cos most folk are alright really and I see my sons, husband and other good men who are the majority having a hard time just because of some freakish minority. I suppose the womany part of me wud wanna say, its ok we know most of you are normal! We just have to run, hide or kill the 10% ? ?

Yer apparently 50.4% ?

Yep theyre bad to the bone and it has to go. But ?