Slowlycatchymonkey

Looking good Tym

There was a point in time when diesels were considered more friendly cos they burnt the fuel more efficiently. Also its farmland here so you know it was diesel or diesel.

Yer I agree. Its just I fell in love with the damn thing before it was an environmental hazard ?

I think youve seen my old man and youre exactly that type of guy

Mind you if I had a daughter and they came any where near her I’d f*ckin turn them into chop suey so you have a point! ?

You know how peeps accused of sex offences have their lives wrecked by the accusation with no trial and no redress? Well I’d like to spare my crazy faces that fate. Theyre just men without any training or sensibility over what is and isn’t acceptable... just twats ?

Well if the invite extends out this way too Ill give you a shout? There are a couple of really good guys on the other place that live in Norfolk Id kinda like to meet too. Quiet (but not in a weird way), they tend to stay away from any BS!

By crikey that was a good curry and glass of plonk. I’m sure it tastes better if you’ve worked your socks off prior and don’t have em very often!

I can recommend a forum that may be able to help you ?

I don’t get it. But then a certain type of person doesnt like me either so I know that experience well ?

Really. Crikey. No he was always fine with me. No weirdness and I liked the stuff he posted? Sorry he didnt like you though, am surprised.

Tis now. It wasnt then. I deliberately omitted anything womanly. I only told someone cos they invited me on a trip and I felt it was deceitful. Plus women change group dynamics so best to fess up. Graciously they said they couldn’t care less and I was still more than welcome ?

In all honesty I dont know who youre talking about. Spill the beans.

Oh god the first pic the Mach 1 looks amazing. We’ve completely lost the art of decent chrome trim!

The quietest of them all sent me a message saying was I about because- “me so horny.” Very quickly followed by another message saying he was really sorry and hadn’t meant to press send?!?!?!

Not a chance, I doubt Archduke Ferdinands demise meant to cause so much trouble but it did. I will say though your pretty damn close on the polite and pedantic front ?

America always had the most amazing looking cars. The UK does understated, dowdy or practical. America did look at this beast ? Cue xtreme with the beast material ?

FFS dont make me like you now ?

ooh could be could be. Dont know what 3...2... is though?

I wouldn’t have been able to resist, trespass or not Id have to have a look ?

Hmmm I recognise those legs. I think Ive seen those chunkalunkas on a certain grandson ?

Sounds suspiciously like mental health problems to me.

When I was a kid I always wanted this car. Couldn’t stand the Hoff at the time, completely up his own. But the car, oh by crikey I wanted that car!

I’m thinking this bank holiday would be nicely rounded off with a curry and a glass of crisp white wine. Someone told me Spain (and all other countries) dont really do takeaways like we do here? Is this true?

Bit of a shit sandwich then. Suppose better to focus on what you do have to stay happy. I was decidedly pissed off Covid stopped me moving to Spain and even more pissed off that might be a permanent state of affairs given we dont know what’s going to happen business wise so my long made, hard to fruition plans disappeared in puff of smoke and I’m stuck in grey Blighty when I just want to ride my bike in the sunshine. But then again I’m grateful everyone I care about is still alive, I have a nice home that everyone enjoys being in, I get on with my children (they’ve turned out to be a good laugh), a loving husband, I have motorbikes to ride, good food to eat and have more time to myself than the average schmo who has to work mon to fri 9-5 so what’s to be annoyed about? Not a lot. Pretty damn lucky really.