Slowlycatchymonkey

You don’t need to, I have a very particular set of skills, skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you.

Yerp, nothing like a bit of hypocrisy to set the day on the right footing.

Nearly at Screwfix to pick up paint mixing paddle then it’s a full 8 hours worth of misery ahead. Hope the drill has a low enough setting not to Jackson Pollock the whole place

I can’t keep up, goes away more than Judith Chalmers

No brits there Pete. Not met a single one. You can tell this shortly after arriving because the Spaniards are still nice to you when you can’t speak the lingo

Still forecast to be warm next week but as that’s the current temp in the flat and the beach will be peachy, it’s looking good

More feckin decorating. Nevermind got up early doors and cooked some nice stuff for breaks, almost looking forward to it.. NOT

Flight back booked for Saturday so hoping you’re right!

Four mins in.. time for a cup of tea

And the colour of the brick in the house third from the end of the road is...

Great photos. Looks like you had a good ride. Nothing like looking at other peoples ride pics whilst sat on your arse to make you feel very lazy.. I'll just sit that feeling out, wouldn't want to do anything hasty like get up and do stuff

Unless you have some cheap ass chinese aircon read the instructions and you'll see thats exactly what it does. edit - scratch that, give the instructions to your wife

Some free stickers

Probably wise enough to get aircon units long long ago

Best have a cup of tea or ten.

Is that easy to do? Won't the existing fastener holes be in the wrong place for new fasteners?

Yer that's the problem 2 givi bags at the best price I can find them are £204.40 and Motea's 'Bagtec' is £81 The skinflint in me is tempted.

Nice bit in a newsletter (for the UK). Bike thefts are falling, something we can all raise a glass to, down 2.6% on last year in January-May. And the recovery rate is soaring, with nearly 6000 of just over 9200 bikes recovered (though not necessarily in pristine condition).

Probably gave up when he noticed his fans had cotton wool in their ears.

What are you wittering on about.

You have to be profoundly deaf to qualify for that here. Besides doesn't that entail getting on a bus? brrrrr

Whats the name of that cheap German manufacturer that does blatant copies of other products like givi? I think it's mo something? But that could be a total red herring. Edit- found it, it's 'Motea'

Looks super light @boboneleg?

The facts rarely deter you