Slowlycatchymonkey

Coughing disrupts blood flow and pressure. Coughing can affect your eyes. Tis GP time matey, not because I think there’s anything serious going on but you need someone to have a look make sure you don’t bust a blood vessel and the cough isn’t bacterial.

Oof theres some real bitchy stuff in this thread. I’d guess theres been some behind the scenes bitching going on and now it’s spilling out in a less than joyous way. Any new person you’d hope to draw in is gonna read this shit and run a mile. Take a chill pill.

Thanks Pete but I think I’ll stick with being myself. What happened to your previous missive that everyone’s welcome even if they don’t ride a bike? All a bit judgy for my tastes.

You got to hand it to him though, I got lots of other shit I should be doing and it’s been a good content generator

I’m just waiting for him to walk past a giant magnet, can’t wait to see the pics of him stuck to the side of an MRI scanner

Haha. Oh shit I’m thinking the same way as six

It’s the new microchip, the bedding in process isn’t always smooth.

Generally whenever there is any depth someone will turn the conversation into something sex related, usually gay sex but I see that today we are in serious mode.

I dunno Pete that post sounds like it’s from someone who’s been wound up, let us know about what cos you know how much everyone enjoys a weak spot

I got some advice

Go for it @skyrider it’s the best way to chill.. or shit yourself.. or die. Any which way it works.

A shitty day requires salve, what better than pork belly, roasted veg and apple sauce? Well some things are better but not a lot

I think I might find out Bob as she has a good third of her assets in Spain, such fun!

FFS stop saying the Beetlejuice word.

I think you mean immunity not resistance? Which varies wildly from person to person and depends how close the variant is to the original vaccine strain you had. Your arm is sore because the fluid stretches fibres in your arm and sets off an inflammatory response. Peoples immune response to an invader also varies wildly. If your wife with her arthritis is on immunosuppressants it would obviously affect her response. Soz can’t go into in more depth, not got time, am in the middle of a load of crap.

You’re a big girls blouse.

Well it will be nice for her introduction to motorcycling to be on a new non breaky down bike

URRRRRRGGHHH! The details for activating the Lasting Power of Attorney are not recognised by the govt website. As she rang to wish me happy birthday in the wrong month I suspect she may have entered my date of birth incorrectly. Having looped around the enormous prerecorded message (due to now being in a call queue for 40 mins!) I now know “You can make no alterations after the document has been registered, any changes have to be lodged with the Court of Protection.” The current wait time for the Court to make amendments is 20 feckin weeks! Fingers crossed if I ever get to speak to someone theres an easy fix!

You will and bonus will be able to power the fairy lights by just touching the plug.

Nice looking dog. Hmm labradors, the dustbin dog and she looks like she ate all the pies

Valium is a drug given during a fit to stop it. An up the bum emergency only measure. Not generally given as a full time med. But in humans it was only done if the fit was a cluster fit ie it doesn't stop, it can be given IV but I’m sure you can imagine trying give intravenous drugs while someone is fitting is not the easiest thing and definitely not dog friendly.

Looks desolate. Bet that makes for a calming vibe.

Thanks to the folk asking about the demented one. It was easier than I thought. Initially flailing around in denial but then acceptance that we need to rule dementia out as “a possibility” Things are borderline. One more notch down and we’ll be moving into ‘danger to self and others’ territory. It’s GP time. That is not conversation I ever want to have again, but she has memory loss so I will won’t I, many times Whilst driving up there I received a text, as I was driving I didn't read it but saw the header saying it’s Jo’s sister. I thought Oh Jo is dead. She stroked big style two years ago, full locked in vegetable level. Arrive, read the text. Nope she’s still alive but barely. “We can only find one will from 20 years ago and you may not be aware you are named executor.” WTAF she didn't ask me or mention it and they live 4 hours away. I don’t think you should be able to appoint an executor without informing them. Its not the sort of thing thats a lightweight five minute job is it! Anyway they just moved her to end of life care so it’s all great fun at the moment! So much to do I’m fighting the urge to hide!