Slowlycatchymonkey

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Rice and chips, unusual combo. Whats the dust?

Pete for the sake of everyone here take your air-conditioned car to Granada's red light district and get your sorry ass laid

Just looked it up The standard BMW ones for the F800GT which you expect to be expensive are also not great, they're too small and the aluminium panniers (without racks) are between £700-£1000. At that price they can do one!

Yeah well she was annoying the crap out of people for other reasons and it was starting to look a bit lynch mobby which isn't conducive to a good time, I chose a 'the greatest good for the greatest number' move even though I also wanted to brain her, still do Plus she'd already had a couple of meltdowns, I couldn't be doing with a third! I'm not fond of people who can't hold their shit together when they get tired or stressed, they're far too much like hard work!

It's always a surprise just how much they can charge for a bit of moulded plastic.

Mind you I mostly have Givi but I really like the quality of sw motech

What about Kappa? They are Givi by another name.

Feel like I'm being mean to cows stupid twat. Then later everyone pitched into her with the "what the fuck did you do that for" stuff and I had to smooth it over. That was the bit that really grated, being nice to an idiot for the sake of peace and quiet whilst silently thinking YOU ARSEHOLE

Yep. Or not fully loaded. Or not inviting the stupid cow

Give me the baseball bat Wendy.

Took the 9T, the F800 and the Livewire for MOT, all good The Enfields are next week, not so confident on those getting through an MOT as they've done a lot of miles. Booked the Bandit in cos I dropped it, a stupid cow threw me a dummy by slowing down as we approach a tricky turn so I slowed down, then she sped up and took the corner but then stopped dead in front of me for no apparent reason while I was turning a steep, narrow 90 degree cobbled street with one of those vicious cambers you get when cobbles collapse so I had to stop dead. I so nearly kept it upright until I didn't The wall jutted out and the radiator landed on it. Which now drips. Guess how much a the official Suzuki radiator is for that bike? He said last time they managed to get an aftermarket one for £170 guess which one I'll be going for!

Oh dear, someone is putting pins in my eyes

I hope the fires of hell are burning good n hot when that driver appears at the gates.

Thats why he needs to start gathering the evidence she’s not a fit mother but from what you’ve said he doesn’t have that in him

Your children are always your problem. Must be pretty bad if he’s telling Pete about it.

I can’t help but feel he should start documenting these things and go for custody, it’s no way for children to grow up.

Everyone needs choc ices!

Surely this is the perfect opportunity to scoot to places. Wifey can’t possibly object to you popping out to pick her up a choc ice!

That really doesn't sound that long ago to me. But then Im used to Brit cars

Early?

There's some sort of memory for cooling mechanisms cos I don't find it bad at all now. Up to 32 degrees is generally ok out of the sunshine. Over 35 degrees I'm not happy! Plus the air is different. July I came back to Blightys MUCH lower temps and yet felt much hotter than I did in Spain, yes humidity and wind speed have a strong influence but its a weird brew of factors the body seems to remember how to deal with.