Slowlycatchymonkey

Not a lot, I've no interest in small measurements.

Thats a shame they're as good as it gets. They ship almost everywhere but like you say, customs pah.

and when Mrs Xtreme comes in to take over she needs to burst onto the scene in a red cape

Me too. Would like a time lapse vid with Laurel and Hardy music

Knox. Expensive but a brand that can actually hold up to torrential rain. My left foot did get wet once. Because I hadn't done them up

A holiday from your life.. on holiday?

For a classy dude like you I'd say that's a bit footballers wives. With your colouring I'd recommend a neutral palette, a tinted lipgloss for the evening and easy on the blusher. If the lashes need help then a thickening mascara or at a push eyelash extensions for the outer eyelid, but that's algorithms, they don't always completely hit the mark. Good luck

And when he does it’ll start cos that’s how Sod’s Law works

The water was so obviously flavoured I bought a Brita filter on my first shop after arriving here in Sept 2021 But even with that it still produces sub standard tea. I tested the total dissolved solids (TDS) and they're 376-380 before filtering. Filtering with a Brita filter only reduces that number by around 100 which isn't great. I'm getting a 'Zero' filter and if that doesn't do the trick much to my chagrin I'm going to have to switch to bottled. I love Spain can't be doing with it messing with my cup of tea!

Do you keep bottled water for back up on these occasions? I've just been reading about the water quality in Valladolid. Apparently it's not potable. High levels of nitrates. And as farming isn't going to stop and nitrates don't just disappear it's unlikely to be rectified. They'll probably decide to increase the 'safe' limit, that's a nice cheap fix Wonder what the levels are around here?!

If dinosaurs and chimpanzees bred, you could try and civilise them but generally it would be a

More likely the usual requests for pics from the usual suspects.

Hmmm

How does one just find something like that? Your algorithms must be well messed up

Lol wot Fred said

Turn off your data roaming when you depart or brace for an eye watering bill. The company that covers the sea is muchos moola so it won’t be included in your phone plan.

Didn’t watch Hill Street Blues, who are you people?

@The Limey Rider ignore Pete he’s had some traumatic experiences. Well as you can tell from the comparing a kipper to fanny

I was thinking the same thing. They usually charge a fortune for their internet connection.

Craster kippers if you can get them (Waitrose fish counter, where they still still have fish counters) or M&S do good ones. If you don’t like strongly flavoured quite salty fish they might not be for you. Defo need brown buttered bread to go with cos they’re generally boney buggers! The thicker the fillet the better.

You gotta post some brekky pics. Ark at me demanding pics. How the tables have turned

Am I the only one that hears the name Jesus and thinks of “Hey Frankie” Jesus Martinez from Hill Street Blues?

I’m told it’s popular with bikers. Both Lycra and leather clad varieties. I’ve got food envy, no chance of a kipper for breakfast in Spain is there

Same here, love them but would rather someone else stunk up their kitchen cooking them. I've bought a single ring electric hob so I can cook them on the table outside when the weathers ok. Cors thats a bit tricky from a 1000 miles away