Slowlycatchymonkey

Wonder how many other folk on here’s knees still work to the extent they could voluntarily squat

That’s a handsome hound, he looks like he’s deliberately wearing camouflage colours to blend with the bridge and the water

Most wise. I wasn’t I went from a 125 to a 1200 knowing I was old enough and sensible enough to control myself.. I’m still alive but not necessarily deservedly so

It does seem to have strayed into ‘smack the cunt’ territory so I’m glad Mr Slowlys being responsible and restrained as it wouldn’t help the situation, in fact it would probably aid his cause! Anyway I’m away from it all Spain so that’s something

Glad you’re enjoying it. You have plenty of biking years left and tbh you’re probably safer doing now that in your 20’s when everyone still thinks they’re invincible

What a lovely position to be in. How long have you been riding?

Yes there's a Jacobs ladder. Probably not one to do in bike gear on a warm day, 274 vertiginous steps All good choices. I found the North West coast of Scotland, Loch Lomond, Ben Nevis and Glencoe another level of beautiful. I love Wales too but I it's familiar to me so it doesn't have the same impact as something new! If Cheddars packed Helmet City in Cheddar (tiny little shop) have picnic benches outside and often hand out free tea n coffee. Its next door to Cheddar Ales who make some great beers -if you've got the space to carry them.

Sounds like you were there in the nick of time! Mostly for the good views you need a pair of trainers and your walking legs If you like Cheddar Gorge you'll love Scotlands north west coast round Glencoe. It's stunning.

Happy Birthday for yesterday. Wot u get? If it's not bike related Im not interested.

As I typed it I thought Buck would know what to do

If they read all the sodomy and paedo stuff on here they'd be asleep before they arrived at a conclusion

Well that's made me homesick Nice vid. I wouldn't have flown a drone there either! Early morning or later (about 6pm) is the time to get to Cheddar if you want to avoid the crowds. Nice to see you don't ride like nobs where it's busy! The views from the top are fantastic. Loved your little map thing in the left corner showing the route progress

Hmm I hope so too. It's all a bit messy back home at the moment due to Mr Slowly's sisters marriage falling apart in a way that it's impossible for him to not be involved in. It's all got a bit nasty.

I could but the laws around consent now are so complicated.

Depends on when Mr Slowlycatchymonkey arrives, not so keen on the death at the hands of a stranger scenario.. last time it was ever so difficult to cover up.

Ah well yes there’s an unlabelled fuse box downstairs but I would have been plunged into darkness. Tbh once the fear and adrenaline was going I was on a mission to get into the bathroom and pull the plug. If it hadn’t of worked the fuse box would have been the next move. In retrospect perhaps it should have been the first! It was the plug that kept it slightly moored, can imagine the neighbours faces if killer machine crashed into their bedroom

Well that makes a lot more sense Prolly because I was thinking about going to New Zealand

I think Pete means on another device google password recovery for that laptop.

Bit lost as to what you mean. You leave on Wednesday 5th July and arrive' home' in New Zealand on Sat the 8th? Or are you talking about a Saturday down the line in July when you arrive back in Spain?

Has your bike gone a bit BDSM?

How long are you out there for?

The tank on that Z900

TLDR machine broke, arm hurts. My day today has gone down the pan. I was going to ride out to the Caves at Nerja for a look (google pic below) and then en route 10mins away theres a biker cafe thats owned by a chef that used to cook for royalty so combo of good food and bikes has to be checked out. But late last night the washing machine which is in the upstairs bathroom went absolutely tits. There was a loud banging noise which made me realise it was still going half an hour after it should have finished and it had turned into a buckeroo, jumping all over the shop and almost completely closing the bathroom door wedging itself right up against the sink. I just about managed to squeeze my right arm (which is already injured from something dumb I did) through the door and tried to push the machine back with one hand, unable to see it while it forcefully lurched forwards. It was clearly stuck in spin mode. Tbh it was a frightening. I can move a machine on my tod with both arms square in front of it but one arm outstretched round a door trying to push it left (ie not even straight on) while it bucks about, nope. Then it dawned on me it wasn't going to stop and would if I didn't get in and pull the plug it would likely catch fire. Now in brown trouser territory wondering what FIRE is in Spanish the fear strengthened my arm up and I pushed the machine far enough to get through the door, got into the bathroom (wow washing machines are violent when unbalanced) and climbed up to the plug.. peace at last. There you go, my right arm is now very unhappy although I've taken every painkiller I could find so thats helped a lot. Whats the Spanish for deep heat? Nerja caves, not discovered until 1959. They contain paintings from the paleolithic period, apparently some of the oldest in the world!

Christ I agree with Clarkson

Where’s this published?