Slowlycatchymonkey

If they read all the sodomy and paedo stuff on here they'd be asleep before they arrived at a conclusion

Well that's made me homesick Nice vid. I wouldn't have flown a drone there either! Early morning or later (about 6pm) is the time to get to Cheddar if you want to avoid the crowds. Nice to see you don't ride like nobs where it's busy! The views from the top are fantastic. Loved your little map thing in the left corner showing the route progress

Hmm I hope so too. It's all a bit messy back home at the moment due to Mr Slowly's sisters marriage falling apart in a way that it's impossible for him to not be involved in. It's all got a bit nasty.

I could but the laws around consent now are so complicated.

Depends on when Mr Slowlycatchymonkey arrives, not so keen on the death at the hands of a stranger scenario.. last time it was ever so difficult to cover up.

Ah well yes there’s an unlabelled fuse box downstairs but I would have been plunged into darkness. Tbh once the fear and adrenaline was going I was on a mission to get into the bathroom and pull the plug. If it hadn’t of worked the fuse box would have been the next move. In retrospect perhaps it should have been the first! It was the plug that kept it slightly moored, can imagine the neighbours faces if killer machine crashed into their bedroom

Well that makes a lot more sense Prolly because I was thinking about going to New Zealand

I think Pete means on another device google password recovery for that laptop.

Bit lost as to what you mean. You leave on Wednesday 5th July and arrive' home' in New Zealand on Sat the 8th? Or are you talking about a Saturday down the line in July when you arrive back in Spain?

Has your bike gone a bit BDSM?

How long are you out there for?

The tank on that Z900

TLDR machine broke, arm hurts. My day today has gone down the pan. I was going to ride out to the Caves at Nerja for a look (google pic below) and then en route 10mins away theres a biker cafe thats owned by a chef that used to cook for royalty so combo of good food and bikes has to be checked out. But late last night the washing machine which is in the upstairs bathroom went absolutely tits. There was a loud banging noise which made me realise it was still going half an hour after it should have finished and it had turned into a buckeroo, jumping all over the shop and almost completely closing the bathroom door wedging itself right up against the sink. I just about managed to squeeze my right arm (which is already injured from something dumb I did) through the door and tried to push the machine back with one hand, unable to see it while it forcefully lurched forwards. It was clearly stuck in spin mode. Tbh it was a frightening. I can move a machine on my tod with both arms square in front of it but one arm outstretched round a door trying to push it left (ie not even straight on) while it bucks about, nope. Then it dawned on me it wasn't going to stop and would if I didn't get in and pull the plug it would likely catch fire. Now in brown trouser territory wondering what FIRE is in Spanish the fear strengthened my arm up and I pushed the machine far enough to get through the door, got into the bathroom (wow washing machines are violent when unbalanced) and climbed up to the plug.. peace at last. There you go, my right arm is now very unhappy although I've taken every painkiller I could find so thats helped a lot. Whats the Spanish for deep heat? Nerja caves, not discovered until 1959. They contain paintings from the paleolithic period, apparently some of the oldest in the world!

Christ I agree with Clarkson

Where’s this published?

Wot bollox, you must just have crap brit friends or go to shit places!

See @boboneleg bliss

Same way everyone else can..

Buck and Six

Ok now I've seen this, I can tell he's GUILTY

Why what pill popping paranoia is he spouting now? I can't see, I have him on ignore

If thats the case (and it is one of those stories that seems like theres more to it) then when/if that comes out vilify him then but lying about an affair while married is not bigs news to anyone except those involved. I read the lover was shuffled off to loose women because he started saying he was in love with him but there's so much crap floating about who knows. History is littered with children in showbiz who end up in affairs with their managers/handlers when they're old enough, never seems even comment worthy when they're female. Don't get me wrong ITV dropping him like a hot rock with no farewell smacks of distancing yourself at the highest possible speed and running in the opposite direction because you know there's more to it so I'm not saying there's not more to it but so far the only difference between him and many before him is he's gay and his brothers a paedo. The actual headline "I had an affair and lied about it" is boring as hellllll.

I've not seen the Clarkson article. Hard to imagine him writing something thats not done purely for effect.