Slowlycatchymonkey

I did think it would be much easier to just put your trainers on but each to their own. Perhaps time to nick a pint glass.

Not sure, if you can hold an oasis bottle and piss into it one handed whilst taking pics I suppose that would be a feat worth seeing But did you remember your macro lens?

Oasis bottle.. the one with the tiny bottle opening.

Nowadays it wouldn’t happen cos the police would bump your illegal scrote asses off the road with the publics blessing..

Ive stayed in a four bed version in Loch Lomond. It was very pleasant. I’d go again. But make sure I wasnt too far from the loos next time!

I’ve pondered over the day on what to say and nothing comes to mind. I did think that with the arrested development taken into account, perhaps forgive them they know not what they do. But thats not true, it’s just Xtremes smut button is permanently stuck in the on position, it’s not just motorcycling the Tourette’s effects

You on commission?

Room service.

Not quite, I’ve been thinking theres room for one more

Yep, that combined with his ever increasing prices and why something couldn’t be done bullshit (generally if it was approaching 4pm) put me right off him then and there. He’s the one that told me (as it approached 4pm) removing the Datatool alarm on the Himalayan that caused me no end of flat battery problems wasn’t possible and I might end up needing a whole new loom, then a year later forgot he said that and told me removing it was easy and had the feckin thing off in about 30 mins.

Didn’t you hear, theyre available on prescription for the obese, clinically proven to reduce calories from drive throughs and increase exercise levels as you have to walk to the ticket machine at barriers. Genius.

A top case bag. Suspicious.

Sounds a bit nickable You never know they might turn up.. on eBay

He feckin failed it and then stuck one on there cos he had some in his van and then redid the MOT so I got two MOT certificates, one fail and one pass. He’s a bit of a stickler for rules.

Love it. Why did it have to go?

You do. My 9T failed cos I changed the set up and forgot to stick one on MOT time

Why did he get banned? I missed it.

The beginning of the smell my cheese scene, absolute class, worth 18 seconds of anyones time

How about one rule? Post a pic of your bike, take the piss too much and you’ll get disqualified.

These two BOTM, particularly the top one. Great pics, both focus on the actual bike without falling into landscape of the month territory. Oh wait don’t you have a lifetime ban? Edit- So good it’s on there twice, nothing to do with not being able to delete it.

Jeez. I can’t keep up, he’s away more than Judith Chalmers

Jeezus. The reason for excluding someone on these grounds is what?