Slowlycatchymonkey

What else do you call a bunch of unrelated misfits clustered in one spot for no apparent reason apart from random?

A lot of the time one of us has to be here. I quite often fly over and ride to Salobrena on my tod and then Mr Slowly joins me when whatever annoying thing thats getting in the way is dealt with. This time it’s all his delightful relatives arriving. Honestly it’ll be a shitstorm, it always is, so I’m out of here before my run away mouth tells them where to get off

So long as I don’t end up seeing things I can never unsee

Have you read the history of Bibendum? Brilliant stuff, he was used to advertise drinking alcohol when you drive to keep the chills away

They’d probably be more worried for Pete.

All of June but leave towards the end to ride back to the UK, have to look up the dates Also have to check when Mr Slowlys about because he and the rest of the mob will have a fit if they think I’m off to Spain on my tod to meet up with randoms from the internet at an abandoned mine. Now I’ve typed it, it does sound..

I am in Spain in June.

Besides Pete only needs to meet me once, he won’t want to do it again

Depends where it is, if it’s vaguely interesting and if my rattly tin can bike will make it there

Jeeesus Christ they look like they lost their banjos and wtf is the one on the end in the red trousers doing?!

Where is it?

Lighten up.

If you’re considering a travel towel I can heartily recommend a Turkish towel like these. They’re like a large thin tea towel so they pack down into nothing and dry fast. Unlike those microfibre jobbies that aren’t big enough or don’t dry you well enough. https://www.amazon.co.uk/Large-Turkish-Peshtemal-Bath-Towel/dp/B07MV5Y65R/ref=sr_1_8?crid=VDBRSUXW8XAU&keywords=Turkish+towel&qid=1684964425&sprefix=turkish+towel%2Caps%2C135&sr=8-8

Bloody Nora.

When he speaks I’m reminded of the sketch when Richie from Bottom thinks he’s lost his nob in a blow up doll and says “ah Monica.. aah Monica… harMonica doodlidoot doodlidoot” I’ll get mi coat.

Who takes over from Tina?

Nooo Tina’s dead?

I did think it would be much easier to just put your trainers on but each to their own. Perhaps time to nick a pint glass.

Not sure, if you can hold an oasis bottle and piss into it one handed whilst taking pics I suppose that would be a feat worth seeing But did you remember your macro lens?

Oasis bottle.. the one with the tiny bottle opening.

Nowadays it wouldn’t happen cos the police would bump your illegal scrote asses off the road with the publics blessing..

Ive stayed in a four bed version in Loch Lomond. It was very pleasant. I’d go again. But make sure I wasnt too far from the loos next time!

I’ve pondered over the day on what to say and nothing comes to mind. I did think that with the arrested development taken into account, perhaps forgive them they know not what they do. But thats not true, it’s just Xtremes smut button is permanently stuck in the on position, it’s not just motorcycling the Tourette’s effects

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Room service.