Slowlycatchymonkey

Not quite, I’ve been thinking theres room for one more

Yep, that combined with his ever increasing prices and why something couldn’t be done bullshit (generally if it was approaching 4pm) put me right off him then and there. He’s the one that told me (as it approached 4pm) removing the Datatool alarm on the Himalayan that caused me no end of flat battery problems wasn’t possible and I might end up needing a whole new loom, then a year later forgot he said that and told me removing it was easy and had the feckin thing off in about 30 mins.

Didn’t you hear, theyre available on prescription for the obese, clinically proven to reduce calories from drive throughs and increase exercise levels as you have to walk to the ticket machine at barriers. Genius.

A top case bag. Suspicious.

Sounds a bit nickable You never know they might turn up.. on eBay

He feckin failed it and then stuck one on there cos he had some in his van and then redid the MOT so I got two MOT certificates, one fail and one pass. He’s a bit of a stickler for rules.

Love it. Why did it have to go?

You do. My 9T failed cos I changed the set up and forgot to stick one on MOT time

Why did he get banned? I missed it.

The beginning of the smell my cheese scene, absolute class, worth 18 seconds of anyones time

How about one rule? Post a pic of your bike, take the piss too much and you’ll get disqualified.

These two BOTM, particularly the top one. Great pics, both focus on the actual bike without falling into landscape of the month territory. Oh wait don’t you have a lifetime ban? Edit- So good it’s on there twice, nothing to do with not being able to delete it.

Jeez. I can’t keep up, he’s away more than Judith Chalmers

Jeezus. The reason for excluding someone on these grounds is what?

Doesnt really fit but it makes me laugh everytime.

Just watching a bit of ‘The Two Fat Ladies’ and notice Clarissa isn’t wearing a lid. If you’re a sidecar passenger you don’t have to wear one?

Oh yer, not just my own either

too true. It’ll take a long time to get the appointment and when you do you’ll be done as fast as possible

This is going to be someone on here’s wet dream https://www.somersetlive.co.uk/news/uk-world-news/lamb-found-wandering-field-motorcycle-8462350?int_source=nba

It’s stationary isn’t it

I don’t live in a nice part of the UK, you know that. Weston Super Mud contains six of the ten most deprived areas in the country including the Bournville. I grew up next to a council estate, went to the same school they did and have fairly varied experience of scroteland. I’m not disparaging it, it’s were I learnt to fight or get fucked over. Personally I think Avon and Somerset police are one of the best police forces in the country, not too aggressive or overbearing but that’s not my point. I don’t for a moment buy into the idea that the police are angels who should be supported regardless, I think they should be honest and accountable. I know from experience they are not. Im sure you’ve read the stuff about the met police recently and know that too. I’ve had a closeish friend for over 20 years who recently retired from armed response. I wouldn’t share the stories on here but it’s naive to believe some of the police aren’t scrotes. I used to back in the day go clubbing in London. Do you know where the best place to buy drugs used to be? Round the back of the police station… allegedly Tell me who’s worse the scrote selling drugs to make money or the scrote in uniform taking money from the public purse on the pretence of protecting the public whilst selling drugs out the back door?!