Slowlycatchymonkey

Might be a bit absent for a min or two cos leaving for the Alps tomoz. Riding to Portsmouth with one woman and meeting the others for pub grub before the ferry. Forecast shite. Mr Slowly has offered to go to Brizzle n pick up a heated vest for me before I leave- won’t be turning that offer down Everyone seems very excited so I think we’ll have some fun. Stash arrived in time. The computer simulation pic doesn’t do the real thing justice but they turned out well. I’ll say HAPPY SUNDAY now, technically it is

I really do love Spain and their way of being. I’m very lucky to have landed in a place thats next to the sea and used just by the Spanish. I just wish I took Spanish at school rather than French!

For sure.

Umm yer on Sunday, but my heart is in chilled out Spain. The French are just a tad too… not Spanish

Correct, 10 points.

Thanks Oddly enough right at the outset I wanted to say what about converting or changing your existing place? Reckon that’s a great way to go Excited to see what plans are drawn up for you. As you know it’s a constant thorn looking for property in Bristol. You have to check what’s available everyday twice a day and then like you say they’re already feckin gone when you finally get hold of them. The only reason we have hopefully bagged this one is because they listed it and were refusing to show it (or post pics) because the last tenant had left it in a state and the vendor wanted to clean and to fix the kitchen before the photos. Fortunately for us her go to fixing guy was away for a week and whilst they delayed everyone else til next week because I’m away we had a preview. I honestly dunno what they were fussing about. It’s on at 10k less than another identical flat in the building and just needs a good clean and fresh paint. She’s agreed to do a ‘deep clean’ before we pay up, just a bit of this n that n bobs ur uncle

There’s a reason the mobile phone/internet service provider in Spain for expats is called ‘Lobster’

Although now I have to go and see my mum and dad which is going to put a dampener on things. Might switch my hearing aids off, worked last time

Been looking at flats again today, just had offer accepted on a lovely place. Very happy and excited it might finally be moving in the right direction. And this probably means I can go back to Spain soon!

I wood, it’s so nicely done it simply wood knot matter if it didn’t run.

And there I was thinking the accessory would be a Bentley

Ooo how much?

I don't think the good lord approves of all that depravity unless it's purely for procreation. Oh no forgot about self flagellation, carry on

Looking very dapper there Bob Can't get away with anything less in Milan though can you daaaaarling

Ah the village people

Outstanding quality though. Moved on a bit from the GoPro 4 languishing in a box somewhere.

Eww nasty.

Oh dear. I hope they take that in at sunset cos some loony put a lot of work into that and it’s got vandalise me all over it.

You’re a proper Christian though aren’t you so you don’t like anything on your helmet.

Twat. Could be on your lid. I was enjoying the thought of you on a Harley with cam stuck to you looking like a nob more of a nob.

Is it mounted on the bike?

Ah yes I see what you mean, my bad! Well yes n no. I genuinely don’t like taking photos. But when I do take a postable pic I often don’t cos it’s often on the Himalayan and I can’t be arsed to listen to it.

No that’s not what I’m saying. I haven’t put a pic up of it cos I’m in love with it and intend to carry on with that joy. I don’t need to waste time on other peoples bitchin or any head space on negative bollox. The slagging off happens regardless. Bike slagged off or slagged off for not posting a pic. I choose the latter.

You know how it goes, riding high on the pleasure of a really pretty new bike, not often in life you get a roll of constant joy (and that bike is a joy), so no need spoil a good time. And the moaners get their moneys worth anyway cos they get to bitch about not seeing a pic So soz about that, but it isn’t worth it!

Cheers mi dear but I already got there on the third page of BSA hate, I thought I’m not gonna put up a pick of my new toy, I’ll keep it to myself and enjoy it bile free.. fuck ‘em Worked out pretty well