Slowlycatchymonkey

Although now I have to go and see my mum and dad which is going to put a dampener on things. Might switch my hearing aids off, worked last time

Been looking at flats again today, just had offer accepted on a lovely place. Very happy and excited it might finally be moving in the right direction. And this probably means I can go back to Spain soon!

I wood, it’s so nicely done it simply wood knot matter if it didn’t run.

And there I was thinking the accessory would be a Bentley

Ooo how much?

I don't think the good lord approves of all that depravity unless it's purely for procreation. Oh no forgot about self flagellation, carry on

Looking very dapper there Bob Can't get away with anything less in Milan though can you daaaaarling

Ah the village people

Outstanding quality though. Moved on a bit from the GoPro 4 languishing in a box somewhere.

Eww nasty.

Eh? He’s bought candles to fend of mosquitos?

Oh dear. I hope they take that in at sunset cos some loony put a lot of work into that and it’s got vandalise me all over it.

You’re a proper Christian though aren’t you so you don’t like anything on your helmet.

Twat. Could be on your lid. I was enjoying the thought of you on a Harley with cam stuck to you looking like a nob more of a nob.

Is it mounted on the bike?

Ah yes I see what you mean, my bad! Well yes n no. I genuinely don’t like taking photos. But when I do take a postable pic I often don’t cos it’s often on the Himalayan and I can’t be arsed to listen to it.

No that’s not what I’m saying. I haven’t put a pic up of it cos I’m in love with it and intend to carry on with that joy. I don’t need to waste time on other peoples bitchin or any head space on negative bollox. The slagging off happens regardless. Bike slagged off or slagged off for not posting a pic. I choose the latter.

You know how it goes, riding high on the pleasure of a really pretty new bike, not often in life you get a roll of constant joy (and that bike is a joy), so no need spoil a good time. And the moaners get their moneys worth anyway cos they get to bitch about not seeing a pic So soz about that, but it isn’t worth it!

Cheers mi dear but I already got there on the third page of BSA hate, I thought I’m not gonna put up a pick of my new toy, I’ll keep it to myself and enjoy it bile free.. fuck ‘em Worked out pretty well

Some people just don’t understand art. Go on tell everyone what you have on your living room wall…

Nor a hulking great top case either.. but some of us know when not to assault peoples eyes

We have a leak somewhere cos we’re losing water pressure but ripping up the house to find it seems a bit much!

Miserable old bastards is just plain ol’

Sunny here too and I really can’t be arsed.. mañana

Have little read back on the BSA thread and see if you fancy posting a pic of your new bike on there for a bunch of miserable old bastards to tear apart. No-one want’s to see a pic of a “POS Indian bike” so everybody happy