Slowlycatchymonkey

And there it is @XTreme the joyous blend of toxic masculinity and motorcycling, a harmonious bundle of ‘You’re not a man if you can’t fix things’ insults winging it’s way to you shortly. Shields up

I just tried to google it and it gave me completely unrelated results, made me laugh though - Am I too skinny to ride a motorcycle? Am I to weak to ride a motorcycle? Do you have to be strong to ride a motorcycle? How heavy a bike is too heavy for a beginner? Not a single mention of mechanics

Can’t reveal my sources.

Bummer, enjoy lunch.

Bother you does it.

I’ll be eating sandwiches and cake, drinking tea and watching telly not riding a Honda.

Today I’m going to ignore my responsibilities and skive. Bake some bread, maybe make a cake and drink shedloads of tea

Did everyones haircuts yesterday, including a bold new look on my eldest which transformed him from looking like a soft foppy haired student to a kick ass adult you wouldn’t mess with, he even looks employable which I didn’t think could ever happen Course no-one cut my hair so everyone else looks great and I look like serf

I want a bike not a Hot Tub Time Machine experience.

Honda.. managing to smooth the excitement out of everything ps if someone was going to hyperthetically look at Honda’s and wanted something fun with a bit of go what model would they look at? Asking for a friend. And Pete need only reply if he promises to lock up his fanboy badges beforehand

Talking to a Nordic friend today about sugar. She said in the Netherlands brown unrefined sugar is called Bastardsucker. I didn’t believe her (I know progress right? ) so she posted a pic

Glad you’re recovering though

I’m all for fusion foods and it’s lovely when different countries embrace each others cuisine rather than getting hung up on authenticity and PDO’s which stifle innovation and the movement of foods which would otherwise remain landlocked. If it’s good, it’s good. But I will confess that flyer looks like the jack of all and master of none

and again now.

I was talking about you taking your wind up up a notch, didn’t cross my mind you don’t know what antagonism is..

Yer thats not enough is it but like you say better than nothing and good experience.

Christians.

I didn’t realise it was Nathan, moaning and fussing continuously. I know he was probably stressed and frustrated but what a drag, all that complaining when tis wot it tis. They seemed to me to be lacking any momentum.. or joy! But sensible Nathan returned after the ride (more or less) so the last few minutes were ok. The C90 did a great job

So long as they’re all paying well that’s ok isn’t it?

I really want to not ask but I just don’t seem to be able to stop myself. Why is it deeply troubling?

They probably sell it or support a paying truck nav that uses google. Otherwise no it doesn’t make sense cos taking a fully loaded HGV down the wrong road can cause all sorts of disasters.

For real?

Nob shaped veg? Hmm.

Got nothing to do with Facebook. It’s purely google and your phones gyroscope/accelerometer. Google maps will not only figure out what mode of propulsion you’re using but also what speed you usually go at. So if you want to check a route that you’d walk it knows your average walking pace and will estimate the time of arrival based on your speed rather than an average.