Slowlycatchymonkey

Good job. I’ll be honest I thought it might look a bit cobbled but it actually looks like people heading to the caves.

Blimey Pete that looks like the real deal!

Doubt it. It’s more a crude reference to them being a too full and so rock hard.

I dunno about that but most of them definitely don’t ride em like they have a driving licence to care about And yer they they do look like they’re used by people who would ordinarily walk to uni

Yeah ‘women’ politely not pointing out the lack of clarity over whats meant by “here”

Really Pete I never once picked up on your new found Honda fandom or inability to grasp other types of bike enjoyment, you’ve always been so embracing of all forms of bikes, riding and bike ownership, you need to be less subtle to get your message across

Ah I missed the “here” part of it.

Buying the Honda wasn’t the start?

I think they are looking at making them completely legal though.

Approved rental scooters are legal in trial areas. So long as you have a driving licence. Bet that guy doesn’t have a driving licence!

Other European countries sent a warning ahead saying don’t do it, you’ll regret it, we do. But listen to other countries.. NEVER

Congrats. It’s comforting to know all that effort has reached a worthwhile conclusion. Regardless of what happens from this point you can breath easy ay

They have added an extra level of joy to driving in Brizzle haven’t they

So long as it’s something dramatic like that dandy. Better than how did she die? She tripped over.

And now I can’t switch the bastid thing off

Feck i can’t remember how to.

Hmm engaging private browsing.

I’ve run out of food too, which at the moment might not be your fault but could well be after Ive had to have pizza for breakfast.

Do I need to switch on private browsing before I google that?

Honestly Pete I don’t know how you managed to send this cold to Salobrena but you can have the sodding thing back. I’ve never encountered a cold that eases off and only makes you cough incessantly when lying down. It totally screws up getting any sleep. If you hadn’t had all those casual encounters with midgets in the mountains it never would have spread this far this fast. Yes I blame you. I can’t find a link to prove it irrefutably and Zzzaks not about to do the research but I’m certain of the 7000 google results that say its not your fault the one that says it is must be true. And I’ve run out of brufen which is also somehow your fault, my sleep deprived brain just hasn’t figured out how you did it yet.

Practically awful.

WTAF?!!

Well this isn’t something I thought I’d ever been explaining To put it as delicately as possible, the dangly plum area is rock hard as they haven’t seen any action in a while.

You can see from the size of the bead its on a chunky wire. No matter less for me to carry!