Slowlycatchymonkey

Christ I hadn’t even thought about that, you’re right. I did think what the fuck does their pre sale check actually consist of if they don’t even check the nuts and bolts are tightened? There’s no way they’d hold their hands up. They melted some shit onto the exhaust so when I went to look at it I said you’re gonna have to get that off before I pick it up. They said I’d done it! Well you can imagine the rest of the conversation.

I love the fact the chains still in the seabed.

I have an image of you surviving on fags, fry ups and wank socks. You’re not helping me out by adding a bag of icing sugar into the mix

Today Mr Slowly kindly took the BSA to Clevedon to get heated grips fitted. He was surprised how good it is and now wants one but get this (and you lot will LOVE this) when he got it out of the garage there was oil on the floor The mechanic said I can tell you what that is… “it’s a BSA” Anyway another Fowlups triumph they hadn’t done the drain plug up properly, idiots.

Means I can finally put in behind me and concentrate on (hopefully) making enough money to pay for the hip and knee replacements nurses inevitably need earlier than the average joe I dunno why I’m laughing at that

Wot are you lot like?!! I’m afraid once you’re a nurse you’re always a nurse, the damage is permanent

When you said a custard tart was an important thing in Portugal I will admit to a quiet scoff but I take that back now I've read this. They sound great. https://www.theguardian.com/food/2023/mar/11/how-to-make-the-perfect-pastel-de-nata-recipe-felicity-cloake

They said it was finishing end of March last year then they changed it to not accepting new applications. Then they said it was finishing end of September but end of September at the last minute they said they had decided to extend it to some unknown date so when they recently announced it would finish 21st March I didn’t believe them. Tbh it’s pissed me off. The door closing on that part of my life was a happy one and for a while they relentlessly kept on about rejoining the permanent register. So it’s celebration time at last. Whoop whoop.

The incompatibility with Mac is a bit grrr I get why but sometimes

We miss you @Clive

Nice

Yer I was applying to Yen, there's no postal strike at tho mo and he's not pretending he didn't get it so bar someone nicking his post it's two weeks. But yes I get your point. I had exactly the same thing and kept trying to figure out exactly how much time the strike would add to a letter before I was off the hook.

Yer so bar someone nicking your post it still has to arrive within 14 days of the offence.

From all that all I'm left thinking is my god thats a crap job

I also heard due to Brexit you can no longer legally receive a speeding fine from the EU and if you do you should ignore it....

Don't listen, it's two weeks from the date of the offence.

Makes sense

Thanks Fred. I saw that it can fully charge a phone 6 times and thought hmm I can imagine two people chewing through most of that charge on a weekend away so a small one we'd probably use the lot and then discover theres no charge left for a jump start when it was time to leave

Stop giving good threads shite titles, I nearly didn't bother to look and theres some great pics here!

No thats currently charging on an Optimate.

I told him that pyramid scheme was dodgy.

Where's @Clive?

If you could take some shots of your fully loaded bike looking like it was in Spain on the way Pete would be most obliged

Cheers

In a supermarket? ie not a chemist where everything even vaguely medical seems to get banished to.