Slowlycatchymonkey

Don't knock it. When I was slogging through endless mud the one vehicle that flew past with alarming regularity was a feckin cheap ass moped - usually ridden by someone wearing flipflops Light and nimble n easy to physically push past any obstacles.

What the point in having a van otherwise?

The Highway Code states van's are exempt from mirror signal manoeuvre doesn't it?

Nope I totally get it. Thinks it's a brilliant move. Looks like the new C90 If you like that sort of thing Ed March (youtube) might appeal.

Nope. He was sick of humanity and I don't doubt he already knows about this place but can't be arsed with any of it.

Definitely none left for you

Can't, none of them were interesting enough to commit to memory apart from the few that washed up here And Mark and James from Brum, and Mawsley and JRH and .. shit I'm in the wrong place

Do you remember that very bright but slightly disturbed person on the other place who said something like - nice pic I like the church in such n such. The other guy responded what? How did you know where I parked my bike? he replied the geo tags on your photo are easy to access.

Well no but you don't have to have many skills to work it out.. soz forget who I'm conversing with

Patience seems to be the name of the game. The main problem is you can't rush it because it's too costly a mistake but if you're too careful and it's as good as you think it is you miss out. The law in England allows you to back out of an offer, does Scotland vary?

FFS I'd go take a pic but it occurred to me posting a pic of a garage full of bikes on an open forum is dum as hell. Also I've just booked my new imaginary bike to have heated grips fitted (the posh ones with intelligent heating which sounds like a load of over complicated shite to me but they look good and being pretty is what this bikes about so I'm going with it) so theres that.

True true but also technically the car driver should have looked in his mirrors and checked his blind spot before the manoeuvre. Then again what my pops oft said to us about the roads when we were growing up - "its not who's right, it's who's left."

Nope and I'll have to go in disguise

Did you find somewhere?

Although I will admit I wouldn't mind living there in my old age. The Everyman cinema is at the end of the road of one of the places I'm looking at and I'll confess that is my sort of thing. Somehow even it's train station still operational even though it does one tiny stop at Temple Meads- at £1.50 a ticket! Bought a moisture metre today (so many jokes there, I'll be disappointed if you don't come up with something good) and have read up on the different graphs that let you understand about damp, they're gonna love me aren't they, mad woman sticking a probe on their walls every 100mm to build a moisture profile

Think they're the bees knees cos they live in Clifton don't you know.

More like a 5-10 minute neighbourhood.

It's appealing from the point of view that everything's on your doorstep but it's so feckin pricey and some of the people in Clifton really aren't my cup of tea if you know what I mean.

Nope I don't even have a photo. It was pitch black by the time I got home

Viewing 2 flats tomorrow. This whole buying something in Brizzle has turned into a nightmare. There's something wrong with almost all of them, mainly that anything in the centre that isn't a shithole has doubling ground rent, a short leasehold or no parking. After exploring all the options I'm basically being pushed into Clifton cos it's mostly in good nick and runs on the old rules. As @boboneleg can tell you Clifton is stupid money for a shoe box.

Theres no such thing. Ask Zzzac.

What is this obsession with alcohol? Projection me thinks Thanks @Clive you're correct I'm busy. You layabouts got no concept of being flat out? @XTreme I didn't start a thread about the BSA you did, you've had a lot to say about the BSA so far so I'm sure you'll have no trouble filling it I rode it home parked it and thats where it's stayed. Leaving for Spain Tuesday if I can get through this mountain of work so it's going to be a lot longer yet. @Six30 I can't abide people sulking, I've ditched good friends who've tried that childish power play. I'm the daughter of a prolific sulker, word of advice, don't give someone who sulks a self help book about sulking unless you want to see the biggest sulk you've ever seen

Sod that keyless system. It’s as easily scannable as physical keys are copied. Except the inconvenience of having a keyless lump in a pocket you’d prefer empty.. and a £250 fee to the added inconvenience of losing it in the first place.