Slowlycatchymonkey

Evening peeps. Knackered so taking the evening off, I can regret that decision later Youngest has been frighteningly ill. If it’s whatever you lot have had (the way it’s behaved my moneys firmly on a new variant of Covid) then I doff my cap, congrats on still being alive, you must have Marcel strength DNA It’s got a killer chest infection component, it just doesn’t let up. My youngest is fit and strong and it’s completely decked him.

Sounds like your typical corporate CEO

Evening. Had a tooth drilled and filled for the first time today. I must of watched too many torture/confession films cos I was more than terrified, have heard bad dentist stories galore so nearly backed out but I didn't feel a thing, they give you anaesthetic and everything!

ALRIGHT You feckin crazy minger losers. I’ve checked in but not posted, it’s been manic. I mean full scale loon level manic and it’s not over with for a month or so at least. And yet you twats are still in the back- and let’s be clear no credit for any of you past the very back of my mind so there’s a compliment and a half for people who I don’t know, haven’t met and will only be slightly annoyed if I shuffled off Anyhow, I’ll be back with my favourite company (oddballs like me) as soon as possible

Soz, it’s been manic. IRL is sometimes insane. Picked bike up. It waaay surpassed my (very low) expectations but it was so late it was pitch black and I froze my way to my dads house where my brother (who lives in Scotland) has been waiting for a week to say hello. Then both my boys arrived from Uni and a pre-party party occurred (lot of unexpected work if you’re the keeper of the kitchen) and today is Mr Slowly’s birthday which entails some efforts. Plus trying to negotiate buying a flat in Brizzle, which I think I may have failed at. Heyho. Am knackered. But somehow you right royal turds are also on my mind so I’m checking in to say Hi gays guys well after fecking 3am in the morning before I finally get a snooze. Bike pics and review imminent, well.. quite later than imminent when I can get the extremely pretty bastid thing out of the garage and ride it… laters. Also HAPPY SUNDAY now cos tomoz isn’t looking any quieter

Viewing another bloody flat and… tadadaaaaa going to pick up the BSA

Got into quite a heated debate about that with one of my sons. To my surprise he went and looked it up and changed his stance.

Are you saying they’re all wankers who need to get laid?

Did they hurt your feelings?

Onion bus?

I thought a Gammon was a white man of a certain age who goes puce while expressing vehemently what they believe. A bit racist ay..

I prefer window licker.

Oh yer and there’s “fucking breeders” that’s usually said in an unpleasant way.

I can only think of gammon and thats pretty mild but if you worked on it you might be able to make to the level of righteous indignation and I’ll be right there.. laughing

I don’t see it as cruel. It’s just religion, Buck dishes it out left right and centre on any topic including religion and he’s unlikely to be offended. Insulting someone never involves being a better person and theres rarely a justification for any of it other than having a laugh. Yer It’s a great pic.

Why not? Most insults are fair game on here. Something Buckster leads the way on.

Agreed, I’ve never met one

Just try and master the being a good Christian bit first, no point trying to run before you can walk.

I dunno Pete it flat Babycham is fairly bad news

That’s what I said at the beginning. But it can’t be a surprise and cause such outrage when a new person says “bit homophobic” Oh yes it can

No from what they’ve said they don’t. Explaining something isn’t being righteous. The religion stuff depends on the recipient and the insult. Bucks a big boy, he likes dishing it out (“two faced cow ”) so he can take it. I wouldn’t insult Tym’s catholicism although the person you think I’m being “abusive” to about religion has let rip on it. You’re obviously a bit sensitive about religion so I won’t do it to you. But… freedom of speech and all that

Aw thanks Bucky I didn’t know you cared