Slowlycatchymonkey

I’m not the mad bastard who’s been visited by an imaginary man who lives in the sky.

She’s not a bit of a nut job Pete she’s a pathological liar. Even her own family describe her as not having a relationship with the truth. She’s been making shit up since she was a little girl.

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Likely prefers it to the new one

I dunno there was a bit of flexing at the beginning which was entertaining. Seem to remember someone threatening something about deleting posts that were off topic and summink else about shutting down a conversation that was going awry. I like their hands off approach.

Bijeezus, painting doors. I hate it. Finished yacht varnishing 13 doors before Crimbo and it killed any care I have about keeping things looking respectable!

Depending on which lender/source you listen to they are due to drop 5-10% by the end of the year!! But like @boboneleg says not in Brizzle. The demands high and they seem reasonably insulated. Even if they aren’t the prices are predicted to recover by 2024. The place I saw today were asking 320k for a one bed! They said it was two but it became clear they are describing the living room as a bedroom! Heyho. Mr Slowly went into one estate agents in Clifton and tore them a new arsehole cos he’s rung them 5 times requesting a viewing and each time they say yeah yeah sure and don’t bother to get back to us! A sure sign they’re not desperate for work and the Brizzle market is good.

It’s wine and music time Pedro, the olds have fallen asleep… again

Yerp. Thats how he gets you, his wheels

It was humour Pedro. A sophisticated type of savage humour. I warned everyone the man takes no prisoners. You’ll be in your element.

It’s absurdly expensive. Can’t believe the price rises.

Hope it works out, you’ve done more than your bit. Does he actually have to move or is he expecting them to get used to the idea of remote working and daddy pays his rent forever? That would be out of kilter.

When are they off then? Surely the job has a start date? Might be tempting fate here considering my own hassles buying a flat in Brizzle but it’s been months hasn’t it? Whats the hold up?

Got to leave earlyish tomoz and go into Brizzle again for another bloody viewing. I like the one I’m going to see tomorrow a lot, hope it’s the one cos it feels like wading through treacle. And estate agents make me feel like I need to wash

BTW @XTreme I must of missed something. How is it your boy and his family aren’t in Madrid?

You wind up merchant

Don’t see what difference it makes whether it’s a naked man or a naked woman, it’s just a naked body. Nob, no nob, tits, no tits. Who cares, sometimes the level of inhibition over sex makes me wonder how far from the Victorian era we’ve actually travelled. Not far.

Well obviously me n Sophia are in outstanding nick and well out of normal mortals league but we just wouldn’t want to be responsible for the coronaries the pics caused and Pete will get his hair off over google branding the place as an adult only site so you know out of consideration n all that.

Has anyone heard about leaseholds that have doubling ground rent? Such a con, greedy bastards, every 10 years or so the ground rent doubles. So the place I looked at yesterday is currently £300 a year and next year doubles to £600 then 10 years later to £1200 etc etc. Shame it was perfect but makes it unsaleable in the future cos anyone who needs a mortgage won’t be able to get one on it. How’s your house hunting going @boboneleg?

Too many skin coloured pixels?

Don’t fecking start up @Six30 he can’t see it cos you’re on his ignore list and I’ve had a fairly shite day and could do with some levity! You’re good at levity do some leviteous stuff. Yes leviteous is a new madey up word

Yer they are but I don’t need to advertise Fowlups, it’s not like they’re paying me

I did think you were attempting humour but it just didn’t quite hit the mark, just seemed like cheap shots at my expense.. You did then tip it over into ridiculous which lightened it back up but I wouldn’t say it made it into the arena of fun. I think that’s the problem with written text rather than spoken word, the intonation is missing making it open to misinterpretation. Perhaps it’s best left there.

So far today you’ve pretty much called me cheap, too stupid to read instructions, tasteless for saying what oven I bought and lumped me in with the neanderthals none of which is particularly imaginative so maybe take a little bit of your own advice. Sometimes “fuck off” and “twat” suits a situation.