Cupid Stunt

Off to Scotland again

I had one of the last Capri's a 280 Brooklands green, sounded great went great, absolute shite on wet bends, complained to the Ford dealer who said "yes, we replace the spare wheel in the boot with a custom shaped concrete doughnut to weigh the back end down", wankers, still liked it though

Took a rideout over the Bwlch and back again with my son and friend "Dice", the Righos road is closed for months, spoiling the round trip, still great fun though except for a couple for dickhead cagers, saying that, they were fun to deal with too Nice old boy with his "Steam Punked" Superdream, it's even got a Harley rear mud guard, you know the parts that makes all Harleys go half the speed of anything else including Zimmer frames It was good to shoot the breeze about old bikes with him My behemoth barge, it looks stupidly big next to most bikes, but it does weigh 215kg dry

Must be like selling a part of yourself Phil

Are you saying my cock looks like a midgets leg end buck. You been peeping again, sick fuck, you should join the Catholic Church, you'd fit in well there.

Classic irony, creating fictional words whilst correcting someone else's typo, DUH!, proper Homer Simpson moment there Buck, at least mine was fat finger syndrome, yours was thick brain error LOL

And since when was "re-spell" a word?

I completely forgot the cameras were there again and had to stop for a few minutes (average speed traps) Ffion Davies caught me on her camera at the hairpin, I though I was riding casual like, I think I'll have to re evaluate "casaual" or I'm gonna get flipped by my sidestand LOL

I loved my V-Max, what a beast, though she didn't do bends or stopping very well, two months in a wheelchair for that LOL

Not overtaken by a single motorbike all morning, up over on the A4067, then A40 through to Llandovery, then over the Blacks, no fucking idea why folks bother with fast bikes, since I've had the scoot I've only got beaten by one biker and it definitely weren't a sperm gargling hardly rider either Better to have a bike you can ride flat out everywhere than and overpowered machine you can never get to grips with, there are some shit hot riders out there but they're probably less than 1% and I already know that Mr "I've got a bad knee" ain't one of them

As it happens I had litterally just been talking to my daughter about those fucking cameras, then jumped on the scoot and hammered up the twisties from the north side heading south, got to the top and saw the second camera, had to stop for a few minutes LOL, gonna get a clip on plate for riding that road LOL

Over the Blacks

Complete and utter bollocks, spoken by a know nothing pile of wombat droppings May I suggest you stick to subjects you know and understand, such as gimp suits, baseline and how to swallow without gagging.

Yeah I know, I've watched one eat a hedgehog but I usually feed them the grey squirrels and rats I shoot

Scotland is a very beautiful place, difficult to capture the scenes you get with your eyes in a 2d image, some fantastic bike roads too, especially if you have a dual-sport or supermoto

What on Earth was this thing doing in the Kyles of Bute: HMS Cattistock M31 - Hunt-class mine countermeasures vessel of the Royal Navy

Yuk, you've consider the shape of me, I'm flattered but I feel sick now

More specific eh?, OK You're a knob gobbling spunk guzzler who's frightened Scotland will become straight if a heterosexual male visits there. How many Tarberts are there in a peninsular shaped like a penis with its nutsack cut off?

Don't worry Buck, heterosexuality isn't contagious, there'll still be lots of bum boys, so you can carry on widening the circle of your friends (literally) I'll stay clear of Tarbert as I know you love the shape of the peninsular

Just a phone snap on route, the Kyles of Bute

On the blacks My bollocks are soaked

No, sorry, slow getting round them having to wait each time for people to get out of the way

Nice ride across the valleys avoiding the motorways and as much as possible dual carriageways from the Tawe Valley to the Rhymney Valley and a car gathering outside Doughnutters in Caerphilly with my son Ashton. Stacks more photos when (if) I get the time to edit them

Why were they hard, had they all been in the bath together again, must have looked comical running around the pitch hugging eachother

This should have a "Gay thread" warning.