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I was once offered the opportunity of running a dive/angling boat on the south coast, but turned it down for that very reason @Sir Fallsalot.

You're probably right. I have some on the GS, but in deference to my back I'm afraid it will have to go. I also have a bad leg now after a clot there last Xmas. Even standing for long makes it go dead these days.

That's the one where we went with the ford?

I wish that my back thought the same!

That's the bike that I've got. He took it to Moscow and back. I'll be selling it before long in all probability as my back can't take it. I'm getting old. Fortunately still ok on the GS.

Shouldn’t laugh, but ......

Not a bad point. Peer and public pressure was another, white feather and all that. Then there was conscription which was a leveller unless your family was loaded. Unfortunately the fuckwits breed, watering down the gene pool even more.

Police thug uses unreasonable force leading to epic face plant. Give him a medal!

Far worse. I can never unsee the spectacle.

You weren’t so shy at your birthday party @Sir Fallsalot

I made sure that they’re out. On holiday I found out this morning.

Now I'm melting. Hopefully storm soon. This is how it's done. Bike in gear on side stand.

Cause I fucking can’t! ??

They didn't have eBay when you were sixteen though. ?

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I dread to think. I stayed in. Not chancing it. They were wittering on about yesterday being the hottest August day since whenever on the TV earlier, and today seems worse! Must be near thirty.

That scoot could be worth a few bob restored @Sir Fallsalot.

I thought that looked familiar @Sir Fallsalot. No bike but a self portrait of sorts.

Sheltering from the inferno and idiots outside. ?

Or a rock fall.

Surely a vibrating dildo would have done the job. Watertight too.

Me too! ?

Don't you mean grandmothers?

Big Oops!