Clive

Herefordshire........

We get one bill for our gas & electricity....

We payed £160 last month..........but that is DUAL fuel. And we are very frugal with gas & electric use.

I honestly can't remember when I had the last one on my car, on 2 wheels it was 2008......

Should have said that I do not know how much for a car tyre.........so long since I had a puncture. Shit...you watch I will get one now.

Our local (Shirebrook Motorcycles) shop charges £10..........Next nearest bike shop will do their best to sell you a new tyre.....but will repair it if pushed..but charge £30 for the privilege.

Fuengirola...

Not bad here.....the overnight frost cleared quickly......nice in the sunshine..but cold in the shade.

I think that is what these will be, pendant or wear it like a watch......of which I will do neither.

Our next door neighbour was the oldest in these bungalows, she was 87 years old. Seemed a proper dragon till we got to know her

No...there are 6 bungalows that are meant for OAP,s or the disabled, all the other houses are for tenants of mixed ages......

That also applies to our next door neighbour.......she collapsed in the bathroom and could not reach the pull cords.....my wife heard her knocking on the wall with her walking stick.......

If my wife falls over during the night she will have to wait till I wake up for help......

They are installing something called Life line.....bugger knows how it works, the old pull cords I tied up near to the ceiling......never used them.

Housing association workers are here......taking out the emergency pull cords and control box........looks like I will have some painting to do when they have finished.

Hello & Welcome Alps tours @Motobiker is the man for info.... He may be on line soon, or sometime this week.

I know why my mum gave me and my brother our christian names, they cannot be shortened. Unlike our surname which can be fucked about with no end..

Enjoy @Batman....... Compliment to the Chef ................@Sofia

Where they filmed Field of Dreams...........plenty of corn in that film.

My mum went to see her sister..who was married to a American guy. Sight seeing was not top of the agenda....but she did enjoy the visit there......we have a album full of photos....we would have had cine film of the visit too, but my other aunt who went on the trip with her forgot to remove the lens cap from the camera.

Yep that was my dad......definitely a creature of habit.

Oh and my wife has just added that iam proficient in talking shit.....

It is the only other language I know..