Clive

I expected @Buckster to say "Gay"

My dad was a Special constable for several years.........he said some of the police were bigger crook than the ones they were trying to catch.

Maybe a ride for next spring, only downside is it gets packed at the weekends, so a weekday trip.

Dr....Brian.....Cox says time travel is theoretically possible I am not sure I would trust the opinion of a guy who started out in a pop group.

Cruising the Med?

As long as we go backwards in time, not forward like he did.........look where he ended up!!!.....one race feeding off the other, underground zombie like creatures, very pale skin, grunting , I am almost describing Manchester.

And the dynamo on the wheel.....stop!....no lights

I was glad to get to 16 and offload my pushbike and get on a Lambretta, it was a pile of shit, but I my mind it was fantastic.........never got further than 25 mile from home before something fell off of it, exhaust, side panel or engine cowling..... I tell a lie, I once got to Skeggy, that was a very long day.

Hair....in the 70,s I looked like Captain Caveman (remember him?) Sorry, got no photos .

Son in law as a big wheeled fuck off mountain bike, multi multiple gears, disc brakes, tele forks and rear shocker, he's had it 7 months and it's forever fucking up, and it ain't Chinese.

Think every bike I ever had was 2nd hand, different sized wheels, built like tanks though.

Don't you wish you had a couple of them now, making daft money.

Early 70,s it would be a RD200, middle 70,s the GT550. Swerving disasters.....yep happy to miss the 1st wedding.

Flares!....Tank Tops!...Platform Shoes............give it a bit and kids today will be wearing them.

Sorted.

Yes please, don't won't want a return ticket though. Yep Swaggy can tag along.....give his neighbour a rest from him.

I keep threatening to have a ride to Thornton le Dale (where Bangers & Cash if you watch it...Mathewsons Auctions is filmed ) in Yorkshire, I used to drive through the edge of the village on deliveries. Lovely little village, with a stream running through it............one day I will.

I look in the mirror and hardly recognize the old git staring back at me Eyes, are not too bad .......hearing, it belongs to some 90 year old. Joints, not bad, apart from my (sometimes) bad back and left shoulder. The 70,s, great times, no kids, I fucked it all up when I got married in 74, or was it 75.

Was thinking this was more like it.

Its a long song though.

That smell takes me back to the early 70,s races, 2 stokes screaming around with the sound of a MV Augusta in the mix.

he,s a secret agent.

Mmmmm but what flower would he be?

Castrol R

Shit I thought a narcissist was a flower.....learn something new every day.