Clive

Who? According to my Google tracker I have covered 1900 miles this year. Crap ain't it.

Mine would have 3 red dots...... Mansfield, Wales and Mablethorpe!.

You have not done much paddling in the sea. I have been to Roquetas de Mar, Mojacar, Vera and Gartucha......had some hols, but jeez it was hot.

Quite balmy here at 9c

Not a lot warmer than here.........

Is the weather gonna be fine?

Jeez!..it sounds like WW3 out there!................a lot of money going up in smoke!

It can be warmer and dryer working on it......instead of riding in a stream or peat bog. Think I will bring the scoot into the spare room.....can do my cleaning and oil and plug change while sat next to a radiator.

On the piss tonight?

And 6 fingers!

My distant family lived in @Swagman country, well just over the border in Nottinghamshire, in Dunham on Trent, one distant relative is on the war memorial there, bet if I delved into the records, they would end up being Lincolnshire folks.

Yep, got shit to do in the garden it can wait, it will still be there next week. Hope to get out somewhere on Sunday.

This Sunday, fingers crossed for decent (dry) weather..

Not seen 1st wife since around 1978/9...which is nice. Last I heard, she had buggered off back up Geordie land........for which I am grateful.

1st wife!...........my brother shagged her!......gawd knows how many more did? I think myself lucky i did not end up with a S.T.D, that was donated by someone unknown.

I would have to find younger you and say don't be a twat and marry her......you could do the same for me. Give me your address at the that time and I will see what I can do

Allegedly.

I expected @Buckster to say "Gay"

My dad was a Special constable for several years.........he said some of the police were bigger crook than the ones they were trying to catch.

Maybe a ride for next spring, only downside is it gets packed at the weekends, so a weekday trip.

Dr....Brian.....Cox says time travel is theoretically possible I am not sure I would trust the opinion of a guy who started out in a pop group.

Cruising the Med?

As long as we go backwards in time, not forward like he did.........look where he ended up!!!.....one race feeding off the other, underground zombie like creatures, very pale skin, grunting , I am almost describing Manchester.

And the dynamo on the wheel.....stop!....no lights