Clive

My scoot weighs in at 167kgs, it's a lightweight.........until I get on it

My brother was the drinker in the family, boy could he down it When on night shift he would be in bed around 8am..........but always awake at 11am to go to the welfare till 2pm, then back home to bed, sleep till 8pm, then back on nightshift. Me, I have only been proper drunk once in my life, since then I have lived by the "Never again"

And still no sign of Pigdad.

Did not have my glasses on that day.

Lost me at page 4.

Hi & Welcome.

True, we can have shite weather in June or anytime during the year. Just how quick it can change this time of the year.

I still wear mine, don't want to frighten people.

Poor forward planning, this is England not the Med.

Hello and Welcome.

Not like that at Mablethorpe........more Perry Como and Andy Williams in the clubhouse. And no Elvis........Thank Fuck.

Noo....not for me......would put my back out if I tried anything like that.

I think I can remember what music sounded like

Bugger!!!!.....can't drive any longer cos of my condition. Cant work in the field as I have a glass back.

Lorry drivers.......many said, Fuck this for a lark.

I have three quarters of a tank of petrol, so am ok for the next two weeks.

I expect they same people who are buying petrol are stocking up with toilet rolls too.

Petrol/ diesel delivery drivers need added qualifications I believe

Lack of delivery drivers.

The queue at our local Asda is stupid.......it is even worse than it is on a Friday before a bank holiday.......

Clearing leaves up......be good when the trees are bare.

We may come he tomorrow evening, traffic could be better, and the smell of (Liverpool) the weed is getting on my nerves now.

I will just stick a new belt on at 12,000 miles............at my rate of milage that will be around 2030.

I have a cheapo dash cam......don't know if it works or not as I can't view the recordings.