Clive

Jeez!..it sounds like WW3 out there!................a lot of money going up in smoke!

It can be warmer and dryer working on it......instead of riding in a stream or peat bog. Think I will bring the scoot into the spare room.....can do my cleaning and oil and plug change while sat next to a radiator.

On the piss tonight?

And 6 fingers!

My distant family lived in @Swagman country, well just over the border in Nottinghamshire, in Dunham on Trent, one distant relative is on the war memorial there, bet if I delved into the records, they would end up being Lincolnshire folks.

Yep, got shit to do in the garden it can wait, it will still be there next week. Hope to get out somewhere on Sunday.

This Sunday, fingers crossed for decent (dry) weather..

Not seen 1st wife since around 1978/9...which is nice. Last I heard, she had buggered off back up Geordie land........for which I am grateful.

1st wife!...........my brother shagged her!......gawd knows how many more did? I think myself lucky i did not end up with a S.T.D, that was donated by someone unknown.

I would have to find younger you and say don't be a twat and marry her......you could do the same for me. Give me your address at the that time and I will see what I can do

Allegedly.

I expected @Buckster to say "Gay"

My dad was a Special constable for several years.........he said some of the police were bigger crook than the ones they were trying to catch.

Maybe a ride for next spring, only downside is it gets packed at the weekends, so a weekday trip.

Dr....Brian.....Cox says time travel is theoretically possible I am not sure I would trust the opinion of a guy who started out in a pop group.

Cruising the Med?

As long as we go backwards in time, not forward like he did.........look where he ended up!!!.....one race feeding off the other, underground zombie like creatures, very pale skin, grunting , I am almost describing Manchester.

And the dynamo on the wheel.....stop!....no lights

I was glad to get to 16 and offload my pushbike and get on a Lambretta, it was a pile of shit, but I my mind it was fantastic.........never got further than 25 mile from home before something fell off of it, exhaust, side panel or engine cowling..... I tell a lie, I once got to Skeggy, that was a very long day.

Hair....in the 70,s I looked like Captain Caveman (remember him?) Sorry, got no photos .

Son in law as a big wheeled fuck off mountain bike, multi multiple gears, disc brakes, tele forks and rear shocker, he's had it 7 months and it's forever fucking up, and it ain't Chinese.

Think every bike I ever had was 2nd hand, different sized wheels, built like tanks though.

Don't you wish you had a couple of them now, making daft money.

Early 70,s it would be a RD200, middle 70,s the GT550. Swerving disasters.....yep happy to miss the 1st wedding.

Flares!....Tank Tops!...Platform Shoes............give it a bit and kids today will be wearing them.