Clive

He,s tied up.

Roses!.....We will never know. So back to @XTreme,s original ploy.......

To be honest. I go on smell.

Female bits!!.....last time I saw any of them was when our daughter was born!......37 years ago!......so a refresher would be appreciated!.

Yep...got to agree....

Boy!!......nicest thing I have been called for ages!

Na....looked on my log book, does not say "scooter" anywhere!.

Bike..yes I have........It's classified the same as your Suzuki (2 wheeled powered motor vehicle).....powered by a 500cc (460cc really) single cylinder engine (thumper).......

It must be a fucker when the furthest your bike has travelled is 10ft into the back of a van in weeks......... @Tymis excused, he has a tractor

Waiting on you hand and foot I expect!.....laaaaazy!

Not me, no longer smoke!

I will be fine!!.......not like I have to get up in the middle of the night to go to work, like some

Good photos. A Transit up there!.....your having a laugh!

I would not risk it in a armoured vehicle!!

Entering Nottinghamshire!....risky!

Nearly destroyed the crapper!

Was just deaf in the right ear then.....maybe he stuffed that nub end in my other ear.

When I got my referral along with it came a questionnaire....asking Do you have a pacemaker? Do you have any tattoos? Do you have stents fitted? And many more questions. Get there, and they ask the same questions while looking at the questionnaire I had filled in, plus a few others. Have you had Covid? Have you been in contact with anyone who has has Covid? Do you have any allergies? And other questions. Get onto the platform that goes into the MRI.......and she says "we will put on these headphones, play you some music", so I say "I won't be able to hear it...deaf!" So the woman's says "would you like some ear plugs to wear...the machine is very loud?" What part of deaf did she not understand?

Maybe not.......but I did have a huge dump this afternoon.....

Wish I had....would know what caused the headache.

Feeling a bit better.......just got a hangover..

@boboneleg.......The early years!.

same thing, different age group.